3 Word Stories

[ScratchNSniff]

like a fluffy...

 

[31dev31]

minty kitty cat

 

[TopGear_]

that isn't "minty"

 

[31dev31]

but still mint...

 

[rey rey]

like old gum

 

[hooked_on4]

stuck to my

 

[rey rey]

grandmother's left nipple

 

[hooked_on4]

grandmother's left nipple

also known as

 

[hardcore97]

the hairy one

 

[toneekay]

but then she

 

[hardcore97]

did a striptease

 

[Bheims]

did a striptease

heart attack followed

 

[rey rey]

and just then!

 

[hardcore97]

chuck norris arrived

 

[Bheims]

he doesnt sleep

 

[hooked_on4]

then he started

 

[Bheims]

performing roundhouse kicks

 

[hooked_on4]

on her chest

 

[hardcore97]

she slaps him

 

[hooked_on4]

once her heart