NOFX said:Mental rAcers.
Bad/Weird Habits & Routines, OCD's, etc.
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- when i get dressed, i slide my phone in my left pocket, keys in the right pocet (with my pointer finger through the loop, and the keys in my palm) with the loop inserted first...wallet in the back pocket....
- whenever i leave my house, i lock the door, walk to my car, then turn around and go back to double check the lock....EVERY time.....
- i eat food cold....doesnt matter what....it could be black beans & rice, and i will eat the leftovers straight out of the fridge....
- i close car doors by pushing my knuckles against the glass
same for leaving any type of store, or whatever....i never use my actual hands/palms to open close doors....always push agains it with a closed fist....
and thats just the basic stuff....
- whenever i leave my house, i lock the door, walk to my car, then turn around and go back to double check the lock....EVERY time.....
- i eat food cold....doesnt matter what....it could be black beans & rice, and i will eat the leftovers straight out of the fridge....
- i close car doors by pushing my knuckles against the glass
same for leaving any type of store, or whatever....i never use my actual hands/palms to open close doors....always push agains it with a closed fist....and thats just the basic stuff....
i drive a car everywhere i am.. like not even know it ill start making exhaust sounds... i have it down with the turbo spool and all.. then i shift and make a little bov sound and then into second lol.. my girlfriend hates it
i put ranch dressing on everything
i wear shorts all year.. like today it was snowing... i went out and got a pizza in shorts
i hate socks with a passion
i cant drive a car with my window up.. ill crack it even in the winter.. its weird
i have zero crappy clothing.. i just did a manual conversion wearing all a&f stuff
i cant have a clean room
people who act or think they know everything piss me off..
people who are under the influence..( on anything) that keep telling u how messed up they are
i put ranch dressing on everything
i wear shorts all year.. like today it was snowing... i went out and got a pizza in shorts
i hate socks with a passion
i cant drive a car with my window up.. ill crack it even in the winter.. its weird
i have zero crappy clothing.. i just did a manual conversion wearing all a&f stuff
i cant have a clean room
people who act or think they know everything piss me off..
people who are under the influence..( on anything) that keep telling u how messed up they are
i hear u on that one. its like dude we know your f**ked up your trippin you dont need to tell us.schutzracing said:
my car is either dirty or clean. no halfway in between.
i do the exact same thing every weekday morning, wake up listen to the radio (call if i know the answer to the question) get dressed(cell hone in the left pocket keys and change in the right) take a piss brush my teeth wash face brush hair throw on my hat and hoodie let the dog out start the car feed the dog then leave.
when i clean the house it has to be spotles..no half ass s**t.
every time i turn on the computer i go to the exact same sites
every evening i empty all the change out of my pockets
theres lots more i just cant think of any
amej8 said:I don't have that syndrome but I can't sit still for long periods of time. I start to get REALLY antsy and HAVE to move around. Otherwise I'll just sit there switching positions literally every 5 seconds trying to get my muscles to stop spazzing out and feeling all weird and uncomfortable.
As for the girlfriend thing, I laughed pretty good at that one. My roommate actually talks in his sleep. But he is nuts. Sometimes he'll go on for like 30 seconds but other time he'll talk for a good 1 or 2 minutes. Most of the time it's just babbling like he's talking in super speed. But one time, he actually pointed at me and had a conversation with me and I was laughing my ass off after.
My girlfriend doesn't talk in her sleep but she makes moan type noises ( no not sexual ones you pervs
Lol my girlfriend says the weirdest s**t...she like wakes up and says, "I don't want any soup..."
I'm like what the f**k and she's just oblivious that she said anything...its hilarious.
is with the car noises... that would make me violent.i play with my hair.. which isn't really weird for a girl.. but.. my hair is combo of really dark brown and black.. so i'll isolate a single black hair and play with it, because the texture is different from the brown hair. but i don't twirl it.. i just.. sorta.. run it through my fingers.
i enjoy the pain of hair being pulled out.
i usually dislike being barefoot.
the fitted sheet on my bed never stays on. it always comes untucked from the top corner of the side that i sleep on.
when i'm smoking a cigarette, i have to be doing something. whether it's reading, talking on the phone, outside with my laptop, or whatever. i can't just sit there and smoke. and i smoke the most when i drive.
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OMFGGG i do that ahhahahahaha i also act like i hit vtec after passing them and shifting into like 3rd and just speeding off.BlackHope121 said:
I do the same s**t with my e-brake on my car, every time since I let my car fall back into the garagedoor and scratched the crap out of itRand0m said:
HAHAH omg I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that.... hahahahahx10432758934593475349Going-West said:
Since everyones starting to describe how they get dressed....
- Pants/shorts on
- Then belt
- Then wallet
- Then keys in left pocket
- Clip cell phone case onto belt on right side near where you can feel the pointy part of your hip bone
- Put cell phone in
Same routine everytime when I go to put pants/shorts on. Unless the belt, wallet, keys, etc. are already on the pants from taking them off and putting pajamas or gym shorts on.
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I hate hearing other people eat too. It's seriously mind boggling. They chew with their mouth open, talk, move their tongue around everywhere so you can hear their spit moving around, ugh... SO ANNOYING. CHEW WITH YOUR f**king MOUTH CLOSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!111!!1!!1!!1111111
oh, god.. my moms friend is so loud when he eats. i've never heard anyone like that. you can hear him chewing and his breathing is almost like someone who's been running.
it's f**king weird. occasionally my jaw pops when i eat, and you can hear that. but.. i can't help that. my aunts does the same thing.
i don't have a dressng routine at all. my husband does though.
it's f**king weird. occasionally my jaw pops when i eat, and you can hear that. but.. i can't help that. my aunts does the same thing.
i don't have a dressng routine at all. my husband does though.
- when i get ready to open a door (ANY door - car door, house door, doors at restaraunts, etc...) i ALWAYS flick the handle/knob first....this after a billion times of being shocked from static
- when i brush my teeth (this one grosses out wifey) i just put my head over the sink and start brushing....i make absolutely NO effort to keep the toothpaste spit in my mouth until im done.....i just keep my mouth open, brush, and whatever falls out, falls out
for some reason, i hate having a mouth full of that thick toothpaste spit....
- i cant eat chicken wings wo dipping them in blue cheese
- when i brush my teeth (this one grosses out wifey) i just put my head over the sink and start brushing....i make absolutely NO effort to keep the toothpaste spit in my mouth until im done.....i just keep my mouth open, brush, and whatever falls out, falls out
for some reason, i hate having a mouth full of that thick toothpaste spit....- i cant eat chicken wings wo dipping them in blue cheese
all close friends and relatives have come to accept it as wellShiznit said:
my mother really hates the apexi n1.
Other weird stuff i do is i must eat and drink food after sex.... always.. I always have it set up so i can eat or drink after.
I go crazy when my car interior, desk workspace, or room is cluttered.
O here is a good one.... I subconsciencly look at the majority of womens butts as they pass by... I do it very fast and am often unaware that i have even done it.. Ive been told this by several female individuals
ok...y'all have some weird habits....I have several that I can't think of now but here's one
-when I go out for burgers and fries, I have to have to eat the fries first and then the burger. I won't touch my burger till after I eat the fries
-however, when I go back to the parents' house and my mother makes burgers, I'll always always eat the burger first then the fries
-when I take a piss, I'll usually use the stall so I can pull my pants halfway down and then piss....reason being: I don't know, I just always have the need to re-tuck in my undershirt after I take a piss
-when I go out for burgers and fries, I have to have to eat the fries first and then the burger. I won't touch my burger till after I eat the fries
-however, when I go back to the parents' house and my mother makes burgers, I'll always always eat the burger first then the fries
-when I take a piss, I'll usually use the stall so I can pull my pants halfway down and then piss....reason being: I don't know, I just always have the need to re-tuck in my undershirt after I take a piss
hmmm, when someone slams my car door it aggrivates me. my fiancee does it alot cuz shes used to heavier doors.
if someone touches my car that i dont know very well, = insta-pissed.
i also wiggle the shifter in neutral.
when i get dressed, everything has to go in its own pocket. wallet and keys go in the left, phone and cigs in the right.
i have to have all doors closed when i sleep, ESPECIALLY the closet door. i will not go to sleep with it open, and if i wake up and its open, ill panic. i think its from being easy to scare when i was younger.
when i go #2, i have to take everything out of my pockets.
if someone touches my car that i dont know very well, = insta-pissed.
i also wiggle the shifter in neutral.
when i get dressed, everything has to go in its own pocket. wallet and keys go in the left, phone and cigs in the right.
i have to have all doors closed when i sleep, ESPECIALLY the closet door. i will not go to sleep with it open, and if i wake up and its open, ill panic. i think its from being easy to scare when i was younger.
when i go #2, i have to take everything out of my pockets.
When I worked at Home Depot I would drift the shopping cars or especially those long cart you put pile and s**t...they're rwd they're sick.