Can you Solve King Bob's Riddle?

[AutoFanatik]

shut up lol

 

[buzzbombtom]

hey now i saw this one d00d eat nails onece. adn i have seen people eat steel as a gimic. not fair wahhhhhhhhhhhaaa.

 

[AutoFanatik]

^^hahah nice reasoning

 

[smigs]

f**king GAY

 

[buzzbombtom]

f**king GAY

dont hate becuase your small mind cant figure out these complex as hell riddles..... its ok

 

[King Bob]

No 34

I am the king as I look down on you,
You are subordinate as you look up to me,
I am a king both callous and cruel,
In the same action I burn you and provide you food,

 

[Rand0m]

the sun

 

[ImportFan1]

a big burning ball of gas (aka, the sun)

 

[K2_civic]

a guy with a magnifying glass that is eating a sugar cookie and pieces are falling down to the ants

 

[AutoFanatik]

this thread needs revival...PERPLEX US KING BOB!!!

 

[K2_civic]

I am starting to get sad, does anyone know king bob, i hope he didn't die because it would be absolutely painstaking to not know the answer to his riddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rand0m]

i pwned the competition

 

[AutoFanatik]

i pwned the competition

shut up...that was my goal from the beginning..not to win, but to beat you...smartass lol

 

[Rand0m]

 

[AutoFanatik]

lol it's on b***h...actually im kinda glad there arent any new riddles cuz i wasnt getting ANY work done when there were...i was just sitting here hitting refresh...it was a subsidiary addiction kinda thing, i'm addicted to CC, but then within CC i was addicted to CYSKBR?

 

[Rand0m]

Random - 9 pt
one6 - 1pt
Slept-n - 1 pt
kabulski - 3.5 pt
NOFX - 1.5 pt
1999stcokaccord - 2 pt
92EH9 - 1 pt
whtcivic93 - 1pt
Master Shake - 2 pt
HondaSpeedaX - 3 pt
42Steps - 1 pt
civic-tj - 1 pt
chartinael - 1.5 pt
Error404 - 1pt
NghtHwkBlkEM2 - 1pt
buzzbombtom - 2 pt

 

[buzzbombtom]

i pwned the competition

hey now i just started to play and i got 2 right away. i will win some day.

 

[AutoFanatik]

i should have 3.5 i dont know where that .5 went but w/e

 

[King Bob]

No. 35

Split down the middle as if with a knife
Cut into two is the gateway of life.

 

[K2_civic]

Thats easy, its a vagina!!!!!!

Birthcanal gives life

I f**king rule!