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Kswest

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LOL thats crazy....ya shes decent looking...to bad she slept with you and your buddy in the same night....did she sleep with anyone else that night to lol....??
Not that I know of, though I do know that she did give a guy a BJ before I hopped in the sack with her. Luckily I wasn't too drunk to remember to not kiss her.
 

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Decent. And I won't even give you the opportunity to say pics or it didn't happen. I'll hunt down a pic of her on facebook gimme a minute *wanders away*



Decent. Like I said.

Edit: and to this day, she still denies it all, sleeping with us, stealing our money, etc.
who cares, I love sluts.
 


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almost 10 years ago, while in highschool i took my then girlfriend to a senior party using my mom's red pontiac grand am. we got hammered on homemade moonshine in like 20 minutes. she said she had to go outside to the car to get something but she didnt come back. i go out to the car (stumbling drunk almost) and see her passed out in the passenger seat with the windows down. i proceed to driver her home and drop her off, then i head home and pass out. the next morning my mom barges in my room (im sporting a morning wood so i scramble to throw a pillow over it :scurred:) and is screaming at me and i cant understand it. she drags me outside and theres dried yellow chunky puke all down the side of the pontiac and the window. why it was yellow i do not know.needless to say i had to detail the POS car, was grounded for the rest of the semester, and my mom took a pair of scissors to my license. my dad appeared mildly entertained.. i think he thought i got laid
FML
 
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Got rear ended last month, got my car back last weekend, drove it for like 1 1/2 days and got hit again in the back!
 


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almost 10 years ago, while in highschool i took my then girlfriend to a senior party using my mom's red pontiac grand am. we got hammered on homemade moonshine in like 20 minutes. she said she had to go outside to the car to get something but she didnt come back. i go out to the car (stumbling drunk almost) and see her passed out in the passenger seat with the windows down. i proceed to driver her home and drop her off, then i head home and pass out. the next morning my mom barges in my room (im sporting a morning wood so i scramble to throw a pillow over it :scurred:) and is screaming at me and i cant understand it. she drags me outside and theres dried yellow chunky puke all down the side of the pontiac and the window. why it was yellow i do not know.needless to say i had to detail the POS car, was grounded for the rest of the semester, and my mom took a pair of scissors to my license. my dad appeared mildly entertained.. i think he thought i got laid
FML
:haha:

"sporting a morning wood" :lol::lol:

Here's a little drunk car story:

Back in highschool (when I was a stupid ass) a buddy and I were wasted, just left a party. Five minutes down the road on this 4 lane, we come up next to a ratty looking f**ker in a beat up early 90"s F-150. My retarded friend yells out the window, "Hey, f**k YOU!" :oops: I'm like oh s**t. The guy blows his top and start yelling back, coming into my lane. I'm doing all I can to keep this guy from hitting my car. Long story short, he ends up side swiping my car, denting both fenders, breaking the passenger side mirror, scratching the whole side of the car, and scratching the front passenger side rim. He speeds off, so I proceed to follow him. As we come up to a traffic light, theres a cop sitting at the red light. The guy sees him and turns off the main road onto a side road. Trying not to be obvious, we just stop behind the cop at the traffic light. After getting your car hit, not being able to approach a police officer because you're drunk = FML!
 

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Got rear ended last month, got my car back last weekend, drove it for like 1 1/2 days and got hit again in the back!
youre always getting your ass tapped :whip2:
 

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Ok....Few years ago: I went over to my girlfriends apt(We've been fighting) and found her in bed with another guy. FML??

Present day: She Has a kid, and now getting a divorce..Ha
 

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Ok....Few years ago: I went over to my girlfriends apt(We've been fighting) and found her in bed with another guy. FML??

Present day: She Has a kid, and now getting a divorce..Ha
how long were you guys dating for ???

you whoop both of there asses ?? lol
 

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Back in 2002 I was dating this girl, one night she tells me you can't kiss me tonight, found out a few days later it was because she did meth. Dropped that b***h like a bad habbit, 2 months later she got knocked up by her next BF.

Actually this is more like FHL (f**k her life) lol
 

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Back in 2002 I was dating this girl, one night she tells me you can't kiss me tonight, found out a few days later it was because she did meth. Dropped that b***h like a bad habbit, 2 months later she got knocked up by her next BF.

Actually this is more like FHL (f**k her life) lol
Is meth the drug you do from burning a pipe?? I used to go to lunch with this girl that did that (I never tried it) and she would not stop talking if her life depended on it.. She also lost like 30lbs. One f**ked up drug if you ask me.
 

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Is meth the drug you do from burning a pipe?? I used to go to lunch with this girl that did that (I never tried it) and she would not stop talking if her life depended on it.. She also lost like 30lbs. One f**ked up drug if you ask me.
To be honest i've never seen anyone take it, I think they can do it that way. What you said tho sounds like crack too or some s**t.

I generally stear clear of all that s**t as much as possible.
 

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on 9/11/07 i was coming home from work and live on some back gravel roads. Well i was driving and got into the loose gravel on the side of the road and went to get out of it before it sucked me into the ditch. Well I over steer couple times and end up in the ditch upside down. While in the back of the squad getting my vitals checked out they are telling me to tell the state trooper that a deer jumped out in front of me. I said naw I'll tell the truth and I have full coverage anyways so it wont matter. Get hit with a 100 some failure to control fine, file my claim, only to find out a mistake was made and I had everything EXCEPT collision. They said they would search the records to fix the problem but conveniently never found anything. FML
 

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^^speedy i deleted your post b/c i believe it was NSFW. fyi to everyone else it was a pic of a dude smokin meth through a small bong-like pipe

sf22189 - you got burnt bad lol. wrecking your car without doing damage to other property falls under liability of insurance. if it was your fault sometimes the insurance can deny your claim :shock:. stupid i know but true
 

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^^speedy i deleted your post b/c i believe it was NSFW. fyi to everyone else it was a pic of a dude smokin meth through a small bong-like pipe

sf22189 - you got burnt bad lol. wrecking your car without doing damage to other property falls under liability of insurance. if it was your fault sometimes the insurance can deny your claim :shock:. stupid i know but true
Ah, ok, I tend to forget that some people are at work when they're on here.
 

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Speedy67chevy, your buddy and you got owned, thanks for the good story though. BTW that girls looks like someone that doesn't have whorish habits.
 

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Found out I was preggers last year, got married, had my daughter this year, and I haven't been racing competively since '07 because I don't have any family that lives nearby or trustworthy friends to babysit her. FML! :cry:
 

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Connie watches too much Jon and Kate Plus 8.
 

Kswest

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Speedy67chevy, your buddy and you got owned, thanks for the good story though. BTW that girls looks like someone that doesn't have whorish habits.
Welcome to our thinking from that night!!!
 


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