Choose Your Path! (Game)

[XpL0d3r]

Got this idea from another forum, figured we could give it a try.

Rules are simple. A scenario is given, with three possible options. The next person replies with which option they would choose, then give a scenario and options of their own for the next person. I'll start it off:

Scenario:
You're invited to a party. The host is a girl or guy you're really trying to impress. You all take shots, but you're a b***h and can't handle it. It comes right back up, but you manage to hold it in your mouth. The bathroom is occupied, and you can't talk because your mouth is full with liquory puke.

Do you:
1) Walk around the house and hold it in, avoiding people until the bathroom is clear
2) Step outside and release into the hosts' yard
3) Puke in the sink in front of everyone

GO!

 

[joe7987]

2) Step outside and release into the host's yard (I actually once got sick outside at a party back when I was a freshman. I was courteous though, I walked to a neighbor's yard before letting it out. Yea, I realize how f***ed up that was now. ).

You've just puked outside of your host's house. The host's best friend comes out immediately after. You're not sure if they can tell if you're the owner of the host's new fertilizer. Do you..
1) Own up to it and beg the friend not to tell anyone
2) Start talking about how disgusting it is and ask the friend if they saw who did it
3) Run

 

[Wreckless Hype]

2) Start talking about how disgusting it is and ask the friend if they saw who did it

Seriously, that's messed up and gross. Did you see who, btw?

You see your best friend, hammered, making out with a heavy 2/10 in a lawn chair out back. Do you:

1) Let it be, pretend you didn't see anything
2) Take pictures and make fun of him in the morning
3) Jump on top to be obnoxious and break it up, for his sake

 

[joe7987]

See who what? I was the one who threw up

3) Jump on top to be obnoxious and break it up, for his sake.

Now that your friend is safe, you also drank a bit too much and are suddenly becoming attracted to this girl who was definitely a 2, five minutes ago. Do you:

1) Jump on top of her, because you're obnoxiously drunk. Deal with the repercussions in the morning and hope to god you're not too drunk to use protection
2) Run the other way. There's no way you're going to let that happen to you
3) Call your best friend back over. You took the hit for him that one time (5 minutes ago), now it's time for him to pay back the favor.

 

[XpL0d3r]

See who what? I was the one who threw up

3) Jump on top to be obnoxious and break it up, for his sake.

Now that your friend is safe, you also drank a bit too much and are suddenly becoming attracted to this girl who was definitely a 2, five minutes ago. Do you:

1) Jump on top of her, because you're obnoxiously drunk. Deal with the repercussions in the morning and hope to god you're not too drunk to use protection
2) Run the other way. There's no way you're going to let that happen to you
3) Call your best friend back over. You took the hit for him that one time (5 minutes ago), now it's time for him to pay back the favor.

Ugh... speaking from personal experience... option 1

You're playing Mario Kart. You're in second place, with Wario (lets be honest, he's a douchebag) in first. You get a banana. Behind you, third place (Peach, she's a slut) gets a mushroom (boost). Final lap, finish line is just ahead. Do you:

1) Throw banana ahead at the douchebag and try to spin him out to gain the lead.
2) Throw banana behind at the slut and try to spin her out so she doesn't take the lead with her shroom
3) Say f**k it, eat the banana, and take second place.

 

[joe7987]

lol, I won't be a glutton. I'll let someone else take that. I just wanted to pop in and say that I f**king hate Peach in Mario Kart 8. She's such a pain in my ass!

 

[Wreckless Hype]

1) Throw banana ahead at the douchebag and try to spin him out to gain the lead.

Eff that, I'm winning this b***h

So you win and jumping up to celebrate, dump a bowl of popcorn all over Wario's palyer. You:

1. Help clean it up, you're a nice guy / girl after all
2. Consider it a consolation prize and leave them to enjoy it.
3. Pull a piece off and pop it in your mouth, staring in their eyes, "f**k you, I won"

 

[joe7987]

3. Pull a piece off and pop it in your mouth, staring in their eyes, "f*** you, I won"

I'm ruthless when I'm gaming competitively.

So you just told your friend, "f**k you, I won" and he didn't take it very well. Now he wants to fight you. Do you:
1) Try to talk him down. You were just really into the game.
2) Pretend you were just joking and try to get him to laugh it off.
3) Punch him in his f**king face. Let's get this s**t started.