Corrupt a Wish (Game)

[XpL0d3r]

Buttttt I do, and since we're on a deserted island together (and with Nick), you both get to deal with all my s***. Pun intended.

I wish I could off this damn island...

 

[96 DX Hatch]

You get saved, but by a North Korean ship that takes you hostage and we all know how that goes.

I wish I didn't have to leave town tomorrow

 

[Wreckless Hype]

I wish I didn't have to leave town tomorrow

You're kidnapped by a burly looking woman named Chris and develop Stockholm syndrome.


I wish I had something to do this weekend.

 

[joe7987]

You're kidnapped by a burly looking woman named Chris and develop Stockholm syndrome.


I wish I had something to do this weekend.

You suddenly find yourself on a deserted island... but then, wait, Connect Four appears, but you're still on a deserted island, and I refuse to play Connect Four with you.

I wish my neck wasn't sore.

 

[XpL0d3r]

Your neck stops being sore. But you died, and that's why.

I wish I could get with this girl..

 

[andrewthesith]

you get the girl! you're a true romantic but, unfortunately for you, she has a penis.

i wish i was upper-middle class.

 

[XpL0d3r]

you get the girl! you're a true romantic but, unfortunately for you, she has a penis.

i wish i was upper-middle class.

I should have expect that


And you get a promotion at work, so you make it to the upper-middle class, but double your hours working, and you start to go crazy. Then you realize you got bumped up in the tax bracket, and you end up with less money than what you'd have if you never got the promotion. And you're still crazy

I wish there was a Sonic around here...

 

[MiketheDyke]

There is now a Sonic about 5 minutes from your place. You loved it so much that you started going everyday. About a month has past and you gained 100lbs. You are now way too lazy to exercise and start eating more. Over time, you become very obese. You become so obese that your gf/wife left you and now you are alone. On your way for a Sonic run, your car collapses because it couldn't handle your weight, so now your car is scraping on the highway. Sparks fly and then your car explodes. You die.

I wish I can read people's minds.

 

[young_]

You get your mind reading powers, and you find out that everyone that has died around you has actually gone to a secret underground bunker to get away from you

I wish Shaun didn't have the shits.

 

[andrewthesith]

ALAS! his shi*ts have subsided but now the pressure is growing so much his stomach is starting to expand. as he walks out his door on his way to work, a kid accidentally kicks a soccer ball at him, hitting him in the stomach. the pressure from the contact expressed his bowels and he has a massive, explosive poo all over him work clothes.

 

[OGstackadolla]

Y no make wish to corrupt?

I wish my car was fast

 

[nine]

your car is fast, but you forgot to wish for bigger brakes. this doesnt cross your mind until after you hurl yourself down the highway at breakneck speeds into a group of unavoidable traffic. your cars new top speed is 57mph... on the roll back thats towing it away.

i wish i was president