Describe The Person Posting Above You...

[AutoFanatik]

^^^ has the same car as my first hookup in HS had....we laid down the back seat and....well yea.

 

[RonJ]

^^^Described his one and only sexual experience

 

[bizoneoeh]

^^ can't pm her

 

[RonJ]

^^^Composed entirely of elements created during a supernova explosion

 

[Kswest]

^^is hanging from biz's nuts

 

[AutoFanatik]

^^^ is jealous of rons nut hanging...

 

[RonJ]

^^^Hoping this will finally be the year that Santa brings him more than a lump of coal

 

[AutoFanatik]

^^^ doesnt know that with every lump of coal i receive, im sticking it up prncss's ass.....that shits so tight it'll make diamonds hahaha

 

[NYGraFFit1]

^^ is going to alarm mymmryloss to come and dig it out since he's a miner

 

[RonJ]

^^^Has begun to weave a complicated and unusual story of a spelunker who searches for diamonds formed from coal stuck in the rear end of young ladies.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

^^^Would like a cookie...

 

[RonJ]

^^^Has decided to drop out of college and become an angry elf toymaker at the North Pole.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

^^^Would love to try out my first toy while bending over and clenching tightly with his nice soft ass...

 

[AutoFanatik]

^^^put a little bit of a gay twist on that one

 

[d r i v e n]

^^^^ If John Candy and Landfill had a kid, he would be the result.

EDIT: Goddamnit. Beat me to it.

 

[RonJ]

^^^Did not react with the surprise and fear that I felt when I read Scratch's post.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

^^^Will make the same face that smiley is making...

 

[RonJ]

^^^Finally provides an explanation for his frozen avatar face

 

[JdmPrncss]

^^^ doesnt know that with every lump of coal i receive, im sticking it up prncss's ass.....that shits so tight it'll make diamonds hahaha

Wait... What??? ummm....

^^^Finally provides an explanation for his frozen avatar face

^^Is on Santa's naughty list^^

 

[quick86]

Wait... What??? ummm....




^^Is on Santa's naughty list^^

ALSO spends far too much time in this thread