Ok now back to work!A 16-year-old car thief attempting his craft in Centerville, Utah was startled to find Deputy Chad Taylor in the passenger seat. Attempting to escape, he ran hard enough to lose both shoes. Then shat himself.
The Deputy cornered and arrested the young thief in a friends house after the derelict tried to outrun the officer. During the chase he lost both shoes, control of his bladder and his bowels. Said Deputy Taylor, "You could smell him. He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.'" This is one instance where a thief was literally scared shitless by the cops. That's the kind of thing which should garner some kind of special recognition from his unit. An "I made a criminal crap his pants" medal, perhaps.
entering the straight-away which led into the corner VTEC Killer at my local canyon, there was a deer chillin in the middle of the road that was acting a fool. i was already on top of third when i saw it and immediately started jamming on my brakes... i ended up hitting the stupid b***h at 5 mph and he rolled on top of my hood before i projected the guy like 5 feet.
i was about to get out of my car and drop kick his groggy ass but there was a WRX running up and was about 3 corners from smashing into me so i got to the top.
besides the 2 small jbguillo ass dents on the hood. there are alot of really tiny scratches that look almost like swirl marks on the hood and parts of the bumper...
anyone have an idea on how to rid of these scratches? input puleez.
word of advice from someone who's hit 2 deers now in the same road... they run towards your headlights so it makes it near impossible to avoid them... when u see a deer at night. turn off your headlights!