How to prevent intruders from getting in my back yard.

[toneekay]

Just add a little water to it once you fill up at least half a cup....

 

[lethal6]

I think motion detecting lights are out if they are coming during the day.

 

[R3dline]

Cum on the top of the bags, around the area where you grab it. Just cum a lot right there; it should stay wet a little... If you can't produce semen and have a few days, PM Billy. I hear he's got a few jars of cum stacked up in his fridge.

lmfao /thread

 

[AllStockHatch]

security cameras and guard dogs and motion sensor lights.

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I just got two baby pitbulls. Thinking that the intimidation factor with these dogs is high within a few months, I've already had my motion detects go off several times and that just dont satisfy me. Got my security cameras as well. Guess i might be kinda paranoid about the goods.

 

[NYGraFFit1]

Look man, simply wait for them INSIDE one of thecan's one night, pop out and scare the crap out of them but the difference is youll be waving a fake gun in their face yell (country voice) get off my lawn!! u got 3 seconds to leave then just yell out 3! and bang a stick to the can/imitate shot's (assuming they're metal cans)


problem solved....

 

[jdmpimpn1053]

smear s**t all over the top of your fence. a hand full of nasty doody will make those f**ks think twice about jumping into your backyard guaranteed.

 

[toneekay]

Look man, simply wait for them INSIDE one of thecan's one night, pop out and scare the crap out of them but the difference is youll be waving a fake gun in their face yell (country voice) get off my lawn!! u got 3 seconds to leave then just yell out 3! and bang a stick to the can/imitate shot's (assuming they're metal cans)

problem solved....

I wouldn't hide in the cans with the cum on it.

 

[NYGraFFit1]

I wouldn't hide in the cans with the cum on it.

obviously ud have to abort the cum plan if thats gonna go down, but if they take too long to come im gonna take a cum break nd beat off in the bushes to a pron-o

 

[Genuine Rolla]

barbed wire.

And a moat.

 

[bizoneoeh]

barbed wire.

And a moat.

you know, I was going to say a moat too

 

[NYGraFFit1]

Stick electric eels in it and crocs, with anacondas

 

[gummer]

or you could get hidden behind or under the can's bags and wait for the f**kers, and when they try to pick up the bags jump and scream, if your lucky you could kill them with a heart attack and finish with the problem

 

[NYGraFFit1]

or you could get hidden behind or under the can's bags and wait for the f**kers, and when they try to pick up the bags jump and scream, if your lucky you could kill them with a heart attack and finish with the problem

well hello there.. why do u hide under my bag and ill make u scream after i unload.

 

[typeR[ivi]]

i suggest get a giant flaming moat around your backyard with alligators that are on fire haha..that will stop those bastards ahhaha. that or you can always get a auto sensing Gatling machine gun hahah

 

[d16racer88]

when you catch them in your backyard, throw napalm at them

 

[nicoyita1]

build a berlin wall. that should be plenty and most effective.

 

[bizoneoeh]

when you catch them in your backyard, throw napalm at them

I'm not going to lie, that really made me laugh.





and you're a d**k for making me laugh because when I laugh, I'm in pain.

 

[Chris.]

I wouldn't hide in the cans with the cum on it.

im sorry... this is halarious

 

[toneekay]

Hilarious*

 

[NYGraFFit1]

Hilary-ous