is this for real?! ppl seriously believe this?

[Mr. Jollypants]

Being agnostic with a favor towards judeo-christian philosophy is truely the biggest fence-sitting position there is.

If you believe in "God" (with a capital G), then your ass is going to hell for trying to play both sides.

One of my favorite quotes:
"A person believes in God when he enters a church, but when he exits, becomes an Atheist."

 

[jdm jim]

HOLY s**t YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING IF I DIE?????

I always thought it would be class if people used me for pranks, like when they toss those dummies over the bridge onto the freeway to scare oncoming traffic.

That would a f**king metal way to use my body.

man i worded that wrong. thats between you and god and not for me to know or decide. i meant that i know where im going.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

man i worded that wrong. thats between you and god and not for me to know or decide. i meant that i know where im going.

This is how it always is.

 

[Eran]

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Isn't it funny when Religion ruled the world, it was called "The Dark Ages"

 

[jdm jim]

this is serious guys and nothing to laugh about. why do you think our money says in god we trust on it.

 

[Eran]

this is serious guys and nothing to laugh about. why do you think our money says in god we trust on it.

Why don't you explain it to us, Jesus?

 

[Eran]

How about this? God's name is on money. Funny how hypocritical this is.

You shall not make for yourself an idol
Would you disagree that money is the biggest graven image in the world?

You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Being that money is held highest, above even God, would you disagree that it is wrong to use His name on money?

You shall not kill
Money is the reason for every modern war.

You shall not steal
People steal because they need / want money.

You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor
As I said before, the desire for money is the greatest driving force in the modern world.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

this is serious guys and nothing to laugh about. why do you think our money says in god we trust on it.

Thomas Jefferson once said:
"Our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry."

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start a new religion." - L Ron Hubbard

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

"The religion of Jesus Christ, as preached by his church, causes war, bloodshed, hatred, and all uncharitableness; and why? Because, they say, a certain belief is necessary to salvation. They do not say, if you behave yourself you will get there; they do not say, if you pay your debts and love your wife and love your children, and are good to your friends, and your neighbors, and your country, you will get there; that will do you no good; you have got to believe a certain thing. No matter how bad you are, you can instantly be forgiven; and no matter how good you are, if you fail to believe that which you cannot understand, the moment you get to the day of judgment nothing is left but to damn you, and all the angels will shout "hallelujah." - Robert Green Ingersoll

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

"I never told my own religion nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I am satisfied that yours must be an excellent religion to have produced a life of such exemplary virtue and correctness. For it is in our lives, and not from our words, that our religion must be judged." - Thomas Jefferson

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

this is serious guys and nothing to laugh about. why do you think our money says in god we trust on it.

This is EXACTLY why some people fight to have to have the word God removed from money and the pledge of allegiance, because some religious fanatics think this country should be only one religion or another, but in the constitution says we have a right to believe what we believe and they say that isn't true because we are Atheists we do not have that right because it says "Freedom of Religion" the word religion makes them think that we are not of human beings but of animals and therefore we should be condemned and deported from this country.

 

[jdm jim]

this country was founded on gods principals, why do you think its the greatest country in the world.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

this country was founded on gods principals, why do you think its the greatest country in the world.

No it wasn't, do some damn research, not everything that comes your Rev. or Priests mouth is true.

The US was founded by a group of people who were predominantly Christians. Most of them were not fundimentalist Christians, most of them believed in a separation of church and state, and many of them had unconventional religious views. Most importantly, though, they intentionally left Christianity out of the government. In fact, they went out of their way to exclude it. Thus, the country was not founded on Christian principles, it was founded on secular principles like universal human rights and balanced government. The fact that it was founded by people who for the most part happened to be Christian is not relevent.

Official documents of the time made references to God fairly frequently. The Declaration of Independence is an example. But the framers of the Constitution conspicuously left out any mention of a higher power. The foundation of our legal system, our government, and our nation's common principles was a document that drew its power from "We the People".

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

George Washington - "The father of our country" - The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine.

Thomas Jefferson* - I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.

Abraham Lincoln - The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

John Adams - The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and... foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity.

James Madison (considered the author of the U.S. Constitution) - During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and severity in the laity; in both superstition, bigotry, and persecution.

(credit: http://www.cybercollege.com/fog25.htm)

 

[$lick Rick]

this country was founded on gods principals, why do you think its the greatest country in the world.

yeah... gods principals... create drama and make everyone worship you by means of fear tactics

if a god exists, it's a narcissistic and ego maniacal sociopath

 

[Eran]

this country was founded on gods principals, why do you think its the greatest country in the world.

You're a moron. Our country was founded on escape from religious persecution.

 

[jdm jim]

god loves all of us and wants the best for us. he never intended hell for us. his plan of salvation for us is that we acknowledge his work on the cross and that he died for our sins and rose again 3 days later. john 3.16 for god so loved the world,that he gave his only begotten son,that whosoever beliveth in him should not perish,but have everlasting life.its the easiest question ever asked me and it took a near death expierence to get me on my knees.just lookin out for you.

 

[Eran]

god loves all of us and wants the best for us. he never intended hell for us. his plan of salvation for us is that we acknowledge his work on the cross and that he died for our sins and rose again 3 days later. john 3.16 for god so loved the world,that he gave his only begotten son,that whosoever beliveth in him should not perish,but have everlasting life.its the easiest question ever asked me and it took a near death expierence to get me on my knees.just lookin out for you.