Ok sweetie, grab a piece of paper, a pen to take notes with and a large cup of coffee as it appears it may take a while.
Who CARES , (needs comma after short statement) I've seen A LOT (it is 2 words) worse, why don't YOU come AND tutor me so I can make YOU happy when YOU read my post. I just love how you can say dumb bull s*** on how someone else WRITES a.post. (need to end a sentence to avoid a run on sentence) OH well next post I'll (proper punctuation is key)be sure to make you know happy (not sure what this last part is supposed to mean but perhaps: be sure to make you happy now
Now here is how I would have written your post
In my experience I have seen far worse grammatical errors, so please my good sir tutor me with your knowledge and skills of the English language. This way the next time I post something I can make my fellow peers jubilant. I do indeed enjoy how you can say irrelevant things on how someone else constructs a posting. Oh well enough with my incoherent ramblings, I will surely attempt to try harder on the subsequent postings so I can show you how far I have come.
Now you try...