My 12 deli/food rules

[bizoneoeh]

my doctor put me on roids for a few months to shrink down my massive brown cock. Apparently, it was too big for my tiny asian wife. She would go into a coma everytime I stuck it in.

 

[RonJ]

my doctor put me on roids for a few months to shrink down my massive brown cock. Apparently, it was too big for my tiny asian wife. She would go into a coma everytime I stuck it in.

Biz, that's being very unkind to your buddy Tonee. He may now need treatment for penis envy.

 

[bizoneoeh]

I still have enough donate so he can have some if he wants.

 

[joe7987]

I still have enough donate so he can have some if he wants.

The ultimate sacrifice.

 

[mymmeryloss]

so deli food...

since the mods r the ones taking this wayyyyyy off topic..

 

[toneekay]

I need at least 6 more inches to make a complete 7" cock meat sandwich!

 

[RonJ]

If Biz gives away too much, then his wife may go from sex-induced coma to seeking Tonee's companionship.

 

[mymmeryloss]

this double standard sucks..

 

[RonJ]

so deli food...

since the mods r the ones taking this wayyyyyy off topic..

I need at least 6 more inches to make a complete 7" cock meat sandwich!

this double standard sucks..

Tonee's mention of cock meat sandwich seems to have kept the thread right on track.

 

[mymmeryloss]

just saying we wouldnt be able to get away with s**t like that...

 

[xxsenceo89x]

Tonee's mention of cock meat sandwich seems to have kept the thread right on track.

Is that why you like this thread so much?

Hmmm...Let me guess. Popcorn popper, bus boy, pizza assembler, and now sandwich maker. Am I close?

Wtf is a pizza assembler? WAI. Manager/waiter/delivery boy.

just saying we wouldnt be able to get away with s**t like that...

suprise!

 

[RonJ]

Manager/waiter/delivery boy.

You have reached the peak of your career path.

 

[xxsenceo89x]

You have reached the peak of your career path.

lol Sadly being a delivery boy pays more than being a manager at Clearview Cinemas or a waiter at my old job. Im finished with work at 3pm, get paid to drive around all day and when theres nothing to do, I jump on my laptop and do homework

Found a video. There was a guy like this at Pizza Connection. I dont know if this ones real tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNCzjyUdRs

 

[joe7987]

just saying we wouldnt be able to get away with s**t like that...

lol, it's in off topic. Have you been in off topic lately? Threads are allowed to go wherever they want so long as they don't turn into a flame war.

 

[joe7987]

Tonee's mention of cock meat sandwich seems to have kept the thread right on track.

I literally LOLed at that one.

 

[RonJ]

lol Sadly being a delivery boy pays more than being a manager at Clearview Cinemas or a waiter at my old job. Im finished with work at 3pm, get paid to drive around all day and when theres nothing to do, I jump on my laptop and do homework

That's sweet to be out and about free rather than stuck inside at a job.

 

[AllStockHatch]

I totally understand what you mean with alot of this. Ive worked in the food service for 10 years now. Some people are rude as f**k and treat you like your an object and not a human. Myself, ive never ever done sick s**t to anyones food but the temptation is there.