some might know that i recently bought a house, and moved like a hour and half away from where i lived, me and my fiance moved into together in our new home,
so lets begin, we found this house over in a neighborhood, in pelham alabama, (decent part of town) we both fell in love with it the day we walked in. hard wood floors , nice fireplace, rock tile kitchen, rock tile bathrooms, its really a nice ass house for broke ass peoples like us. well we tell the women we will take it. it takes 2 months to get all the s**t done, to actually move in this mother f**ker. i sold my place a month prior to even finding this house, so iv been living in my grandparents extra place for goin on 3 months, then we finally get the house just as my grandparents kick me out, (divorced parents, and this is my dads mom and dad , and they hate me) so we rent a uhaul , couldnt ask for a smoother move, it was actually fun, me and a buddy finished a complete move in 4 hours total. well we get my fiances stuff in, we are sweating are balls off, its hot as a mother f**ker in alabama right now, so my fiances parents come over to help us get our water turned on , gas water heater lit, etc etc. so her dad goes out to the road turns the valve on for the water, we all walk back inside, and hear a weird noise in the kitchen, he said ah its just air in the lines or somthing its fine, i take 10 steps into the kitchen only to walk into a f**king SWIMMING pool of water in the kitchen, its not just a lil water, its a f**king river in my kitchen goin out the back door, so im freaking out, TURN THE MOTHER f**king WATER OFF THERE IS A f**king RIVER IN THE KITCHEN. so we investigate only to find the copper line goin to the icemaker line is completely busted to f**k and back INSIDE OF OUR NEWLY PAINTED SHEETROCK and crown moulding . so he has to cut a giant 4 foot hole in the wall and fix the pipe, we are cleaning water out of kitchen till 4 in the morning and i have to be at work in 3 hours. so tonight , so lets move forward to today, we went and paid like 4 grand for a new fridge, washer and a dryer, dood comes and hooks it all up, puts everything in, etc etc, so anna is like yay we can wash clothes. yah, we turn it on, im on the phone with direct tv ( f**king nightmare on its own), and anna goes to the fridge to get a drink and yells "THERE IS A f**king RIVER IN THE KITCHEN.........................AND IN THE GOD DAMN BEDROOM" im like OMFG IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. so i go in there only to find a f**king river in both rooms, this was at 6 tonight, and we just got done cleaning it all up, ends up the mother f**ker who installed our washer put the exit pipe that drains all the water out just in the f**king wall , and not even close to the pipe that leads to the sewer. f**king dumbass didnt even check to see where he stuck it, he just slammed it in the wall put a f**king zip tie on it, and left, i swear to god they are gonna get the f**king buisness as soon as they open tommorow. so now i have 10k worth of bedroom furnature, and hardwood floors that are more than likely gonna need refinishing after the f**king flood. anyways just figured id share my "new home experience" with some of you younger folks, and give you somthing to look forward to. /rant
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pipe broke inside wall, flooded kitchen first night we moved in
washer was installed by a buttfucking retard and put exit pipe in wall instead of the right pipe, and flooded kitchen again, and bedroom, and f**ked up hardwood floors and 10k worth of bedroom furnature
so lets begin, we found this house over in a neighborhood, in pelham alabama, (decent part of town) we both fell in love with it the day we walked in. hard wood floors , nice fireplace, rock tile kitchen, rock tile bathrooms, its really a nice ass house for broke ass peoples like us. well we tell the women we will take it. it takes 2 months to get all the s**t done, to actually move in this mother f**ker. i sold my place a month prior to even finding this house, so iv been living in my grandparents extra place for goin on 3 months, then we finally get the house just as my grandparents kick me out, (divorced parents, and this is my dads mom and dad , and they hate me) so we rent a uhaul , couldnt ask for a smoother move, it was actually fun, me and a buddy finished a complete move in 4 hours total. well we get my fiances stuff in, we are sweating are balls off, its hot as a mother f**ker in alabama right now, so my fiances parents come over to help us get our water turned on , gas water heater lit, etc etc. so her dad goes out to the road turns the valve on for the water, we all walk back inside, and hear a weird noise in the kitchen, he said ah its just air in the lines or somthing its fine, i take 10 steps into the kitchen only to walk into a f**king SWIMMING pool of water in the kitchen, its not just a lil water, its a f**king river in my kitchen goin out the back door, so im freaking out, TURN THE MOTHER f**king WATER OFF THERE IS A f**king RIVER IN THE KITCHEN. so we investigate only to find the copper line goin to the icemaker line is completely busted to f**k and back INSIDE OF OUR NEWLY PAINTED SHEETROCK and crown moulding . so he has to cut a giant 4 foot hole in the wall and fix the pipe, we are cleaning water out of kitchen till 4 in the morning and i have to be at work in 3 hours. so tonight , so lets move forward to today, we went and paid like 4 grand for a new fridge, washer and a dryer, dood comes and hooks it all up, puts everything in, etc etc, so anna is like yay we can wash clothes. yah, we turn it on, im on the phone with direct tv ( f**king nightmare on its own), and anna goes to the fridge to get a drink and yells "THERE IS A f**king RIVER IN THE KITCHEN.........................AND IN THE GOD DAMN BEDROOM" im like OMFG IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. so i go in there only to find a f**king river in both rooms, this was at 6 tonight, and we just got done cleaning it all up, ends up the mother f**ker who installed our washer put the exit pipe that drains all the water out just in the f**king wall , and not even close to the pipe that leads to the sewer. f**king dumbass didnt even check to see where he stuck it, he just slammed it in the wall put a f**king zip tie on it, and left, i swear to god they are gonna get the f**king buisness as soon as they open tommorow. so now i have 10k worth of bedroom furnature, and hardwood floors that are more than likely gonna need refinishing after the f**king flood. anyways just figured id share my "new home experience" with some of you younger folks, and give you somthing to look forward to. /rant
cliffs
pipe broke inside wall, flooded kitchen first night we moved in
washer was installed by a buttfucking retard and put exit pipe in wall instead of the right pipe, and flooded kitchen again, and bedroom, and f**ked up hardwood floors and 10k worth of bedroom furnature
