Next door neighbour stories

JohnS.

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Back when we lived at our previous house, I was actually very close with my nextdoor neighbors. They were like grandparents to me. I would go over there all the time. The guy and I would build model airplanes together (he used to be a pilot), they'd get me birthday and Christmas presents, we went pumpkin picking together, etc. They treated me like a grandson. It was really cool.

Now I hate living at this new house. High school kids that think they're cool with their sound systems in their car, blasting that s*** at midnight, one f***er decided it'd be a fun prank to stuff a wig in my parents car when it was parked on the street one night... Plus one house next to us is occupied by a grouchy old fart. He never says hi, doesn't even look at you.. One time he was mowing his yard and he blew like a 30 ft stretch of grass onto our driveway. Didn't bother cleaning it up. The woman is nice though. She always waves and says hi. She looks much younger than him so I don't know if they're married or just family related.
 

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I have family on both sides of me but about two years ago the cops were chasing someone on foot and the dude ran in my cousins house and trapped himself in the basement closet...cops came like 20 deep searched the whole house and didn't find him..well about ten mins after they left he comes running up the basement stairs and gets welcome with a punch to the face by my cuz...while they are fighting my aunt is calling the cops to tell them to get there ass back over here...guy got away and now the cops come like 40 deep chief and all....AR15's the whole nine..then they kicked in the door to the wrong house...the cops looked pretty dumb that day.
 


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neighbors here are aight, i hate the black family 2 doors down, they think they own everyones drive way when they have people over. and his wife is a super b****. when we moved in there was a f***ing van sitting in our driveway and we had no clue who owned it.. asked the neighbors. they didnt know , so we had the mfer towed, tow truck arrives the black guy comes running out of the house HEYYYY DATS MUH TWRUK DOG DATS MYYYYYYYY TWRUUUUUKKKK. LMAO. so anyways after the car is on the truck they have to pay no matter how far they tow it. long story short, he had to pay 75 bucks to tow his f***ing van 2 driveways. , needless to say they hate us.

f**k em, that will teach em.
 


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^^sounds like black ppl to me I would know I'm black..just have a fish fry or have them over for chicken..trust me the fastest was to make up with blacks is food.
 


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