OFFICIAL NIGHT CREW Thread (2nd Gen)

Sleeper · May 29, 2005

Hatch_Of_Doom said:
so... today i here some news that a girl I really hate because she's a dirty fat slut and tried to get a restraining order on me 7 months ago... got in an accident while drunk and totaled her car, but she herself was fine.

I laughed a lot.

at around 12:30, my friend Dave with a 5.9 lite Jeep wants to do a burnout, so we go the the girls house (mentioned before, dirty slut) , back up to her car in driveway, put in RWD mode and light them up. about a minute straight of burning out, entire neighborood is filled with smoke, her car is covered in black tar and asphalt, and we take off. and then go to taco bell.

it was the greatest thing ever.

and if you are gonna b***h and whine that we're gay for f**king with someone like that, she vandalized my hosue 4 times, my car about 10 times, and they mess with my friends cars almost every other weekend.

booze_b · May 29, 2005

lmfao,That sounds like my ex telling me she'd kill me the other day and then in the next sentence sayin she'd get a no contact order put on me :lol:

she's the one that calls me non stop. Dumb cunts. Props 2ya for f**kin wit her.

booze_b · May 29, 2005

f**k!!! I need to get me a Vette. I drove my boys '02 LS1 this morning. I forgot how much I love those cars.

itsmycookie · May 29, 2005

i know it aint the night any more but i just got back from some heavy drinking. i got there drank 9 buds and then someone handed me this strawberry dakari stuff. i chugged like 10 gulps of it. then i had a couple shots of this and that and a few more beers and i was done. i had enough, i probably should have stopped and sat down or something. but instead i grabbed that strawberry stuff and drank like a cup of it. thats all i remember except for a few things that girl finally showed up but i was way too drunk to be able to do anything. iwent outside and got shot in the ass with like an air gun or something. i guess they didn;t like me mooning them. but then they hit me in the nose and that was the end of that. i woke up at 6:30 in the back seat of my car freezing my ass off with a towel over my legs. walked back up the stairs woke up another drunk on my way to an empty couch and fell asleep there. bout an hour i woke up with a cat staring at me. oh i just remembered i got attacked my a mechanical parrot. one of those talking things i was quite drunk when it happened it was talking then all of the sudden it like swung forward and scared the s**t out of me.
yeah, i was drunk. now i am hungry and my head is fuzzy.

1999stockaccord · May 29, 2005

alright i know its not really night yet, but i need help getting my rims off, i took off the lug nuts, but the rims wont budge off the studs, the cars on jack stands in my garage, anyone have any ideas? I tried the mallet trick, but no luck

itsmycookie · May 29, 2005

you mean the have one lug nut on. and then kick the tire thing? spray some WD-40 on it and try it again.
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i am watching the Fast and the Furious. "its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car."

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

wouldn;t you know it the ONE night i aint here this place is busy, now that i am back everyone is gone. i am cursed.

MiGsB16 · May 30, 2005

thats because they try to avoid you as much as possible. :lol:

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

MiGsB16 said:
thats because they try to avoid you as much as possible.

*runs off crying *

MiGsB16 · May 30, 2005

its aight cutty so whats good with you

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

my hangover just ended. but now i have to try to sleep which aint happening. drinkin milk snacking on some salsa doritos. thinkin about which suspension to go for when i get paid in a few weeks.

booze_b · May 30, 2005

Don't ya just wanna end it some days??

Weather sucked today, it only hit 91F and they said it would be 101F

Akuma · May 30, 2005

i threw a HUGE bbq today and everybody's left and im f**kin tired. its been a long weekend, im glad i dont have to work tomorrow

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

booze_b said:
Don't ya just wanna end it some days??

Weather sucked today, it only hit 91F and they said it would be 101F

it got up to 70F here and right when it got nice enough to go out. it rained for like a hour.

booze_b · May 30, 2005

f**kin rain eh. I chilled at the beach and the only things wet there was the water and da biatches panties when they saw me coming down the beach 8)

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

ah ha i found a pix of my drinkin buds from saturday night. one on the left is The Godfather and the one on the right is Hardcore Matty

booze_b · May 30, 2005

Hardcore Matty looks bloated.

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

no he;s just real fat and he had a mouth full o beer. his susta has this huge tucan nose. not that you need to know, i just invisioned (sp?) it.

booze_b · May 30, 2005

I h8 bitches wit big noses. 69 a b***h wit a big ass nose and u'd think she's tryin ta stick her finger in ur a*****e 'till ya realize it's just he BIG ASS NOSE gettin inta the way.

itsmycookie · May 30, 2005

booze_b said:
I h8 bitches wit big noses. 69 a b***h wit a big ass nose and u'd think she's tryin ta stick her finger in ur a*****e 'till ya realize it's just he BIG ASS NOSE gettin inta the way.