Just got back from the strip club, best thing EVER. We took some friends of ours who entered in Amateur night, and one WON. So i got to see hot strippers + hot girls I know naked.
So lady said my shorts were ugly, then gave me a lapdance. And then the announcer was like "ALL GUYS GETTING LAPDANCES STAND ON UP AND REVERSE IT! GIVE THOSE BEAUTIFUL LADIES LAPDANCES!"
So me shirtless lickin my nipples on a naked lady a lapdance happened.
OH YEAH.