how much do you weigh? i only allow fat people to be chefs... it gives me the feeling they know good food when they see it so they're more inclined to make me good food too.I volunteer as a zombie. Or maybe you can grant me a pardon as I'm not near as bad as others, I could be a chef on the cruise ship?
I'm not fat, but not skinny. I'm 5'11" and about 200lbs. I'm thick if that's good to be a chef? I'm a little built, I can stir 60lbs of butter without getting tired. Head chef it is!how much do you weigh? i only allow fat people to be chefs... it gives me the feeling they know good food when they see it so they're more inclined to make me good food too.
if youre skinny you can be the fuel tank man: it consists of living in the fuel tank floating in a small dingy and shouting up to me through a vent hole how much fuel we have left.
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when i read back over that i literally LOL'd![]()
Don't add anymore weight to me.Sounds like... I'm 5'11" & 200lb of pure muscos!