s**t that makes me want to carry bricks.

[JuiceBoxHero]

In my car.

To chunk at idiots.

It's an every day thing. Some idiot that can't drive cuts me off or drives like a granny in front of me...


Some situations:

I wish i had a brick every time someone in a V6 mustang comes up beside me and revs their engine. I'd love to see that s**t smash through their window.

I wish I had a brick every time someone pulls out in front of me on a Farm-to-Market road while I'm doing 95. It's like they can't f**king wait three seconds for me to get by before they pull their slow-ass minivan out in front of me.

I wish I had a brick every time someone beside me at a light calls me/my stock DX a 'Ricer POS,"

I wish I had a brick every time someone turns without using their blinker, which, if i had known, would have allowed me to pull out/cross/merge/whatever. I Scream "a*****e" or "Learn to f**king drive" at these people.

I wish I had a brick every time someone casually drives more than 3 mph under the speed limit. (this is bad for me because I have a habit of going 10 to 15+, so for me it's like driving 13-18 mph below what i'm used to)

I wish I had a gun every time I see a civic with an aluminum wing, unpainted fenders/bumpers/5" or larger exhaust/ three fake oval vents on each side of the car/flame stickers/ F&F stickers/other ricey stuff.


I could probably think of more. I'll take notes while driving tomorrow.

Anyone else?

 

[d16racer88]

I wish i had a brick every time my brother tries to sing in the car

 

[Finnish~Racer]

YOU Are MY HERO!

Things i wish i had a brick for:

When people assume that since I tune, that i am into illegal street racing.

When people choose to talk smack about my car when they drive a POS grand prix.

When I'm called a pussy because i won't race in a residential area.

and finally, when i see a group of "racers" hanging out and obviously talking about their cars, when they obviously know nothing about the subject!

SMASH THEM ALL WITH BRICKS AND BOTTLES AND MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!

 

[lotz6996]

i wish i had a gun everytime some douche bag goes from the left lane to pass in the entrance ramp then squeezes between 2 semis on interstate because they are impatient pricks.

when people put those "turbo" badges on stock olds alero v6.

and when stupid high schoolers in stock neons challenge you to a race on interstate

 

[d16racer88]

i wish i had a bazooka every time i saw a cop

 

[R3dline]

wish i had a brick for everytime someone made a thread like this lol

 

[nicoyita1]

wish i had a brick for everytime someone made a thread like this lol

CC should have a "like" button like facebook lol......because I like this post.

 

[ej_EXtasy]

I wish I had a brick every time someone turns without using their blinker, which, if i had known, would have allowed me to pull out/cross/merge/whatever. I Scream "a*****e" or "Learn to f**king drive" at these people.
Anyone else?

Happens to me everyday, pretty sure I yelled learn to f**king drive.

I wish I had a brick everytime I turn onto some small side road and the guy behind me does to, I always think someone's following me.

 

[R3dline]

CC should have a "like" button like facebook lol......because I like this post.

 

[Aaron.]

i wish i had a bat to beat the s**t out of bitches who spit on my f**king car everyday

 

[JuiceBoxHero]

Oh, i forgot this one:

I wish I had a brick every time I see a diesel truck blow black smoke all over everything.

I followed a dodge 3500 for 15 miles on my way to school this morning, he blew smoke up hills, down hills, and all in between. He had a huge sticker on his back window that said "Stop Strokin' Start Cummins" I pulled up beside him on a 2-lane bridge outside of town and gave him the finger for a mile, then got in front of him and chilled beside a school bus that was going 50. The people on the buss all pointed at him an laughed.

 

[somejaykid]

i wish i didn't read this thread

 

[nicoyita1]

i wish i didn't read this thread

 

[R3dline]

i wish i didn't read this thread

x3

 

[nicoyita1]

x onemillioninfinitydammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CajunRicer]

if you look at it, all the 09' ers are the only ones who actually posted something on topic. hahahaha.

 

[JuiceBoxHero]

if you look at it, all the 09' ers are the only ones who actually posted something on topic. hahahaha.

You gotta start sometime.

 

[hooked_on4]

wish i had a brick for everytime someone made a thread like this lol

imma s**t a brick in 2 mins and dedicate it to this thread....

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

I wish I had a ricer sticker gun so I can make one and slap it on every inch of your car. f**king ricer.

 

[Aaron.]

why does s**t like this get looked down upon by all the not 09ers? Its a perfectly ok thread and everyone knows that they wish they had bricks all the time for most of the situations that you get put in for driving a civic.