The "I'm Bored at Work" Thread

[DjTripp]

dang. Just took an awesome piss too.

 

[toneekay]

^lol

 

[DjTripp]

got another piss building...I can feel it.

 

[Kaotic_Zeus]

sighs.. my car finally took a crap on me yesterday.. i was trying to get by daily puttering with 2 cylinder misfires.. never had time to fix it grr... she finally broke down on the way home yesterday.. and my other motor isnt ready to be put in the car, so now i have 2 motors, both unopporational! ahhhhhhhh..... rolling in the corolla today

how many cars do you have f**king have!

 

[hooked_on4]

please lets not start the bodily function stats:
boners:
Pisses:
Shits:

I could really do w/o knowing when you dump poo or whatever.

 

[DjTripp]

OMG, we should totally start that again!!! Classic!

 

[JDM melbatoast]

i been getting some dirty ass texts from this girl up at school...one of them goes liek this "i really wanna feel you in me"


so ummm im trying to get her to send pics lol

 

[DjTripp]

posts her dirty texts in here

Pisses: 2
Shits: 1
Random Boners: 2

 

[Kaotic_Zeus]

post her number.

 

[DjTripp]

^ Your avatar is f**king creepy man

 

[TomTomTuning]

hour & a 1/2 till i am out of here..!!!! Bored as @$#%

 

[DjTripp]

Piss #3!

 

[toneekay]

^you pee alot.. i drank about 6 cups of water today, and havent pee'd once... i tried once, but it was a squirt.. wtf is wrong with me?

 

[Kaotic_Zeus]

you got the prostate cancer.. i dunno.

 

[hooked_on4]

*unsubscribe*

 

[DjTripp]

^pussy

I'm on s**t #2

I'm on 70 oz of water...I drink a lot of water

 

[JDM melbatoast]

4 god damn racoons this mourning f**king 4 coons sitting on my garbage cans....wtf my driveway is a f**king mess taco bell wrappers everywhere

 

[JDM melbatoast]

i drink 3.5 liters a day of water..cause its good for you i piss probabaly every half hour

 

[DjTripp]

Piss: 1
s**t: 1
Random Boners: 0

Busy as f**k here today...

 

[toneekay]

Piss: 1
s**t: 1
Random boner: 0