The "I'm Bored at Work" Thread
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lol i was pumpin gas last night at a gas station near my house.. and some lady comes up, "excuse me, excuse me" i tried to ignore her as much as i could but i was already kinda buzzin from the few beers i had at the bowring alley.. and likee.... i turned and said, whats up?
she asked me if i could drop her off at the next exit down.. i was like nawwwwww i aint even going that way.. and she was persistant and kept on asking me.. she then brought up, "i need to see my kids, i left them alone to tend to business but the guy backed down, now im stuck here with no ride"... tough luck sugah.. but then she was like.. my kids are all alone, i need to be there..
dam, why me.. anyways being the nice guy i am, i made her strip to her panties to see if she was carrying any concealed weapons, and i laid down a bunch of towels on the passenger seat and i took her..
somehow we started conversating, and it went like this..
me: soo like.. what was you doing over here
slut: i had some business with some guy, but he backed out
me: (being nosey) ohh.. what kinda business..?
slut: nothing, i just had to get my hustle on
me: ohhh so you hustle.. what do you hustle?
slut: oh nothing much, just blowjobs and f**ks
me: OH WOW, so how much you be charging for blowjobs?
slut: usually 20 bucks, but for you, since bring me here, $15
me: oh, so you cant hook me up with one for free or what?
slut: well, i need the moneys, i buy food and clothe for my kids
me: why you f**k so much?
slut: what?
me: nothing, so wassup with that bj?
slut: i need the moneys
me: well s**t, you cant even hook it up, i mean, i can turn back around
slut: ummm i guess....
*pull up behind some dark buildings, roll up my windows, lock the doors, turn a/c on, wrap up my penis with trojan extra sensative lubricated condom and she begins to suck me off*
*about 5-6 minutes in, she asks, dam when are you gunna come i needa go.. b***h stfu and keep sucking, grab the back of her head and slams my cock through the back of her throat*
i then pretend like something/someone was outisde, she gets scared/shocked/surprised wtfever..
i tell her, "oh its nothing, hey my taillights looks like its out can you go out and check em for me while i press the brakes?"
she says, "man, you bullshitting lets go, i need to go, i gave you a bj, lets gooo"
me: get out and go check real quick, so we dont get pulled over and we both get arrested
slut: ugh, okay
*she gets out stands behind the car, leaves passenger door open.. i put it in first.. shout to her, "hold down lemme press the brake, ready?" i put it in first, lean over, throw out her purse and close my door and take off.
slut: (faintly through my loud exhaust note) heyyy heyyyy come back, wtfff, you f**king assholeeeeee, come backkkkk
phew.. what a night!
anyways, on another note, i get paid this weekend.. im now only short 400 bucks for my cams valvetrain upgrade woot.. cant wait until next paycheck!
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she asked me if i could drop her off at the next exit down.. i was like nawwwwww i aint even going that way.. and she was persistant and kept on asking me.. she then brought up, "i need to see my kids, i left them alone to tend to business but the guy backed down, now im stuck here with no ride"... tough luck sugah.. but then she was like.. my kids are all alone, i need to be there..
dam, why me.. anyways being the nice guy i am, i made her strip to her panties to see if she was carrying any concealed weapons, and i laid down a bunch of towels on the passenger seat and i took her..
somehow we started conversating, and it went like this..
me: soo like.. what was you doing over here
slut: i had some business with some guy, but he backed out
me: (being nosey) ohh.. what kinda business..?
slut: nothing, i just had to get my hustle on
me: ohhh so you hustle.. what do you hustle?
slut: oh nothing much, just blowjobs and f**ks
me: OH WOW, so how much you be charging for blowjobs?
slut: usually 20 bucks, but for you, since bring me here, $15
me: oh, so you cant hook me up with one for free or what?
slut: well, i need the moneys, i buy food and clothe for my kids
me: why you f**k so much?
slut: what?
me: nothing, so wassup with that bj?
slut: i need the moneys
me: well s**t, you cant even hook it up, i mean, i can turn back around
slut: ummm i guess....
*pull up behind some dark buildings, roll up my windows, lock the doors, turn a/c on, wrap up my penis with trojan extra sensative lubricated condom and she begins to suck me off*
*about 5-6 minutes in, she asks, dam when are you gunna come i needa go.. b***h stfu and keep sucking, grab the back of her head and slams my cock through the back of her throat*
i then pretend like something/someone was outisde, she gets scared/shocked/surprised wtfever..
i tell her, "oh its nothing, hey my taillights looks like its out can you go out and check em for me while i press the brakes?"
she says, "man, you bullshitting lets go, i need to go, i gave you a bj, lets gooo"
me: get out and go check real quick, so we dont get pulled over and we both get arrested
slut: ugh, okay
*she gets out stands behind the car, leaves passenger door open.. i put it in first.. shout to her, "hold down lemme press the brake, ready?" i put it in first, lean over, throw out her purse and close my door and take off.
slut: (faintly through my loud exhaust note) heyyy heyyyy come back, wtfff, you f**king assholeeeeee, come backkkkk
phew.. what a night!
anyways, on another note, i get paid this weekend.. im now only short 400 bucks for my cams valvetrain upgrade woot.. cant wait until next paycheck!
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yeah dude win win win you even went the extra mile with the condom lolololol.....thats like bang bros s**t right there
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well at first i was just going to let her suck me off, but then i remember, OH s**t I HAVE A CONDOM BETWEEN MY VISOR, so i pulled down the sun visor of the car and plop the condom fell down.. i was like hell yea:
me: b***h, you better not have nothing
slut: dont worry i dont
me: dont lie hoe, thats why yo looks look like you been sucking on d**k for days!
slut: oh no just a little chapped
*pulls down visor, condom falls down, wrap up*
me: suck that s**t
slut: ohh yummy!
*nom nom nom nom nom
me: b***h, you better not have nothing
slut: dont worry i dont
me: dont lie hoe, thats why yo looks look like you been sucking on d**k for days!
slut: oh no just a little chapped
*pulls down visor, condom falls down, wrap up*
me: suck that s**t
slut: ohh yummy!
*nom nom nom nom nom
x2 picccss brahLMAO, pix or it didn't happen
Funny story!
god your an idiot lolol just playing creative story though
or nutted on her face while driving away, true it requires a stronger "shot" and a little bit of accuracy but if you can pull it off, your the s**t!
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accuracy, power, angle.. i couldve done it, but wind was blowin towards me.. i didnt wanna get hit with backshot..
that would be mass fail
steven segal can do it, then hed b***h slap the chick too
you already did get your seats dirty by letting a hooker in your car.i didnt want to get my seats dirty
was she wearing a short skirt?