The Man Rules Thread

[Mr. Jollypants]

This thread is for man rules. You know. The rules we live by everyday. Every man has a different set of rules, but most are common between us. Post yours up.

If a man entered a public restroom and there's 4 urinals, and the one at the end is occupied, said man shall not occupy a urinal next to occupied urinal, a 1 urinal cushion is needed. No eye contact or talk shall be started unless it has to do with beer or women.

 

[R3dline]

when drinking anything, man shall not hold pinky finger in air

 

[R3dline]

when goin number 1, you shall not shake more than 3 times or your jerking it

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

If "clinking" a beer bottle, only the bottom shall be used. "Clinking" the top swaps saliva and therefore qualifies as a kiss.

 

[obracer12]

^ or current sports game at bar

and while in the gym locker room, eye level MEANS eye level where up+ away is the rule of thumb and there at least a locker cushion between

 

[R3dline]

man shall not use more "products" on body than your better half

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A mans garage should consist of automotive tools, some type of radio, a jack and jack stands. This rule does not apply to a man who lives in an apartment, but said man have some type of tools for automotive use.

 

[R3dline]

no man shall EVER wear pink, at ANY given time

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

No man shall ever pop a collar. A man who does then gives other men permission to ask for his man card.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

It is okay for a man to once in a while pretend that shopping is fun. Only if said man will be getting laid.

 

[R3dline]

its ok for man to see womens movie, if you are with said woman, and getting laid after

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man shall never. Ever. Speak of getting kicked or hit in the balls.

 

[R3dline]

men shall never hit a woman, but you can shake them to death if you get hit first,









lmao jk!

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man is allowed to hit a woman if said woman is bigger than said man, has a mustache and has threatened him or his girl. Under no other circumstance shall a man hit a woman.

 

[Rocky91890]

Man shall never enter any hole that smells of fish

 

[R3dline]

man shall never put a aluminum park bench on their del sol

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man shall never answer yes to a "Does this make me look" question.

 

[Rocky91890]

A man shall never make his car fit into what others want




ha but Ill give you that, it was 17 shipped and the rear end was boring.

 

[R3dline]

man shall never tell pregnant wife that you ate her m&m's

 

[vjf915]

A man shall never resort to owning/driving a Mustang, regardless of color, transmission type, or engine size.

Sorry guys thats one of my rules.

Okay, Im ready for the beating...