The Man Rules Thread

[R3dline]

man shall never buy 7th gen honda and be proud of it

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man shall never buy a Camaro, or a Purple Camaro at that.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man shall never go to a spa, unless said man is picking up his girlfriend.

 

[R3dline]

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

If a man's fly is down, that is said mans problem, you saw nothing.

 

[R3dline]

man should never stop on "logo" channel more than 3 seconds no matter how hot the chick is on there

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Acceptable magazines for a man: Playboy, Popular Mechanics, Field and Stream. Unacceptable: Good Housekeeping, Cosmo, or anything published by an overweight female TV personality.

 

[R3dline]

man shall stay in bathroom no less than 20 min, and have plenty of reading material at his disposal

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man shall not flush the toilet, but find another man, and show that man his work.

 

[R3dline]

A man shall not flush the toilet, but find another man, and show that man his work.

and or take pictures to prove

 

[R3dline]

man shall pick his nose at any time he pleases

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

A man who plays wing man for said mans friend, and ends up having sex with woman, neither man shall talk of this event.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

No man shall EVER complain about the quality of free beer, a man CAN complain about the beers temperature.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.

 

[Kswest]

When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

 

[oddeb707]

Man shall have account on image hosting website(s). 50%+ of all content shall be of nude or scantily clad girls of questionable age.

 

[Kswest]

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

 

[Kswest]

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

 

[Shiznit]

http://www.clubcivic.com/board/showthread.php?t=93771

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if said man doesn't agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support