Oh god don't remind me
Their cookies n cream milkshake is the s**t, and waffle fries + polynesian sauce =
Tpbm has a secret room in their house full of puppies and kittens and switches them out for new ones every couple months once they get too big
Actually scratch that, too obscure (unless of course they do in which case I expect an invite to said baby animal room pronto)
Ummm tpbm is legitimately addicted to blueberry red bull (red bull blue edition is the actual name but that's what it is)
If this is false they should immediately go out and try it, and then it will become true