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Does a one legged duck swim in a circle


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TigBitties

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Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
 

R3dline

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why did the chicken cross the road?
 

WalkingComplex

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OP question: yes.

Redlines question: Because he saw a good looking mama that never was around.

Turbos question: The chicken. Without a chicken, the egg can't be laid. The chicken was formed from millions of years of mutation and butt-f***ing.

How do you get a hard-boiled egg into a bottle without breaking it apart?
 

R3dline

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lmao @ butt-f**king
 

joe7987

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I put no... because not necessarily.

If the duck has enough gross motor control and analytical problem solving ability to manipulate the direction of his foot, it could very much act like a kayaker with a single paddle, going left then right as needed. In which case, the duck could swim whichever way he wanted to go.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg did. The first chicken would be formed through genetic mutation and then growth of sex cells within the egg from within the animal in which it evolved from (not a chicken). The animal producing the egg is not a chicken. The egg is formed before the chicken is formed. Therefor, the egg came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If it was a male.. either food, sleep, or some very attractive hen ass.

How do you fit an egg into a bottle without breaking it? Buy a bottle with a larger hole on top.
 

WalkingComplex

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I put no... because not necessarily.

If the duck has enough gross motor control and analytical problem solving ability to manipulate the direction of his foot, it could very much act like a kayaker with a single paddle, going left then right as needed. In which case, the duck could swim whichever way he wanted to go.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg did. The first chicken would be formed through genetic mutation and then growth of sex cells within the egg from within the animal in which it evolved from (not a chicken). The animal producing the egg is not a chicken. The egg is formed before the chicken is formed. Therefor, the egg came first.

I suppose your correct on that one. I didn't really think it through that much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If it was a male.. either food, sleep, or some very attractive hen ass.

lol

How do you fit an egg into a bottle without breaking it? Buy a bottle with a larger hole on top

No Joe, No. That would work but the question in point is about a bottle that doesn't have a big opening.
 

joe7987

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This is why it's always important to know how big the opening is.. In every situation.
 

joe7987

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Either way.. I think I've seen it before.. and I want to say it has something to do with heat and creating a vacuum... Can't remember exactly though
 

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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
 

WalkingComplex

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yes, but probably no body will hear it. I love how u used stealth bomber instead of plane. If you're talking about the B2, there's only been 2 that have crashed if I remember right.

If you glue a piece of toast to a cat's back and put butter on the other non-glued side of the toast, which will touch the ground first when dropped, the cat or toast?
 

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yes, but probably no body will hear it. I love how u used stealth bomber instead of plane. If you're talking about the B2, there's only been 2 that have crashed if I remember right.
Only 1 has crashed.. It happened in 2008 in Guam.
 

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If a chick gets back handed for leaving the kitchen does she still make you a sandwhich? :what:
 


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