Lol let me hear the story on the too fast for conditions ticket
What a load of horseshit
Ok, so
at the end of Whitehead St & Front St in Key West, there's a triangle
I was coming from Duval down Front to park and stop at my moms gallery
Saw a female cop issuing a ticket to a red motorcycle
Drove by them looking for parking at *maybe* 10-15mph
It's always packed with tourists around there, can't speed
So I go around this triangle onto Greene and heard the cop yell
wtf? let's go see what she wants (sounded pissed)
So I go back and she yells at me to pull to the side
Start to get out and she freaked
Told me to stay in, yada yada yada
Ended up lecturing me about my speed (what speed?)
And got hit with "too fast for conditions" because she had no f**king clue how slow I was going
But thanks to the Invidia exhaust + yellow sports car = motherfucker, you were speeding.
Also, I like how female cops are almost exclusively total bitches
See above.
Although I have met a couple cool ones
Including one that helped me out when she was KWPD, and later downgraded my speed when she caught me after converting back to FHP to save me points & money
I can remember just about any stop. Almost.
Including an FHP guy that pulled me over in my POS green 96 DX Hatch (lawl) and we ended up talking about how modding cars are to get pussy (his words, not mine)