Drove the S again for 2 5mi stints. It's still acting up a little but now I'm borrowing a $4k+ Snap-On scanner of some kind so hopefully that helps pinpoint what the hell is going on in there so I can finally have a reliable car again, already saw that it says I have a misfire on cylinders 1 & 3, so I'll tackle that tomorrow and then hook it up to the Civic to see if it makes that one any easier.
Have also been thinking about getting a condo by the water for about a year now, just found myself looking at warehouses instead for the past hour. About half the price of a waterfront-ish condo, but so much room for automotive activities and storage then just live out of it too on the second floor. As long as I can put a lift in there, wasn't allowed to at the last one and that kinda ruins the whole point.