A crazy looking old white guy on the metro singing gospel songs at the top of his lungs
Then he started talking to a younger black lady who I assumed would ignore him until he pissed her off enough to start an argument (always entertaining when such situations ensue) but instead she started singing along with him (totally not what I was expecting haha)
I have my headphones turned up as high as they'll go and I can still hear them
This has been going on for five stops now, so at least ten minutes
Fml I need to get my damn car starting, I'd forgotten how much I hated public transportation >