work......

[Billy.]

an inmate in a green jumpsuit just came into my office, vacuumed my floor for 3 seconds and dusted my file cabinet, looked at me with a stink eye and left

 

[r_becca92]

i dont get it....

 

[Billy.]

that's b/c youre an 09er

 

[Tam4511]

I watched someone die at work. f**ked up s**t.

wow, thats horrible

 

[1Lowcoupe]

I work at a garage, a couple years ago a middle aged lady came in because her brakes sounded "funny". The whole inner board of the rotor was gone and was over halfway into the cooling fins, needless to say the rotor is now on the wall in the shop

There's always at least one funny story a week, but that's unforgetable.

 

[Billy.]

damn, worn to the vents!!

sounds kinda like a lady that i work with. she got a flat tire on the way to work one morning, and instead of stopping she drove the rest of the 15 miles to work.. the tire was shredded to threads and she was running on the rim. when she got here and asked me to go out to the parking lot to change her tire and put on the spare the f**king wheel was melted to the steel belts. later that day she forked up $600 at the dealership for 1 rim and 1 tire