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[motakitty]

Just like the title states. I know I'm not the only one who thinks this.

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[Wreckless Hype]

My vote is for neither side, but I literally have nothing better to do at work than consistently F5 this thread until its fiery demise...

 

[Bhikku]

 

[RonJ]

Kitty wants to play! She's very frisky.

I'm honored by your attraction to me. Admit it kitty. You love me, and this thread is just reverse psychology.

Kitty's love for me seemed to blossom here.

 

[Bhikku]

this is getting too kinky for my taste

 

[RonJ]

I think there's still a chance to help kitty, but I'll still need to charge her for these therapy sessions.

 

[Bhikku]

"therapy session" is that what you're calling it now?

 

[RonJ]

"therapy session" is that what you're calling it now?

Kitty constantly meows loudly for therapy. Risking her sharp claws and fury, I still sometimes find the courage to answer the call.

 

[Bhikku]

Kitty constantly meows loudly for therapy. Risking her sharp claws and fury, I still sometimes find the courage to answer the call.

I think i watched that movie once

 

[RonJ]

I think i watched that movie once

That's what kitty said too. She lives vicariously through cinema, so I'm trying to nudge her toward reality.

 

[Bhikku]

Life is too short not to live the dream.

 

[RonJ]

Life is too short not to live the dream.

Yeah, kitty's favorite movie is The Matrix.

 

[XpL0d3r]

I agree with the thread title

 

[RonJ]

I agree with the thread title

If my progress with kitty stalls, I may need to replace her ECU. But I don't want to take this extreme measure until I do more troubleshooting.

 

[RonJ]

Given the recent and dramatic thread title change, this has to be my last post in this thread.

Meow

 

[Bhikku]

If my progress with kitty stalls, I may need to replace her ECU. But I don't want to take this extreme measure until I do more troubleshooting.

if that doesn't work you could always go through the exhaust

 

[Wreckless Hype]

I agree with the thread title

Lost it. Hahahaha

 

[motakitty]

What's wrong couldnt handle the title that you had to change it. Well f**k YOU YOU f**kSTICK i hope you crash your civic into a pole and die a slow and painful death.

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[RonJ]

i hope you crash your civic into a pole

Now you've really wounded me.

and die a slow and painful death

Your wish has already been granted. This process started at my birth and continues even now. Father time ceaselessly marches on.

 

[RonJ]

Maybe some kitty jokes will help lighten up the dense atmosphere in the thread:

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!

http://www.catster.com/molz/short-funny-cat-jokes