Zombie Survival Plan... Best place to go

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k2, you make good valid points, only one thing.. bicycle? for transportation? sure the thought of it is great, no need for gas, electricity, etc.. but one thing.. what they got you cornered and the only way out is through them.. your gunna cycle what? 5-6mph through a pack of zombies? your f**ked!

anyways my choice of weapon would be a samurai sword. i would live in the cold mountains somewhere in kali, just in case i needed a beach to get to, i could.. but build me a fort in the mountains, so when IF they finally get up to me. i can pull out my sword and go rouroni kenshin on their asses!
You won't be able to use a car because of all the abandoned cars from people panicking and trying to flee in their automobiles and getting f**ked.

Also a bike is quiet and won't attract attention. I can't tell you how many times I've snuck up on deer on a bike.
 

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^i agree, the bike IS a great idea.. but what if you were in the scenario of which i just said.. surrounded by zombies.. only one way out... if your not chuck norris, then, your f**ked!
 


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.22 long rifle with a scope = Win.

the bullet has enough energy to penetrate the skull but not enough to exit, so it bounces around inside the skull and fuxors the brain. Also, it's quiet. Zombies have excellent hearing so the quieter the gun the better.

Strangely enough, one of the best things to have in a zombie invasion is a castle/high walled compound. Anything designed and stocked to deal with a siege.

The most important thing in that situation would be a way to relax and save your sanity, the constant moaning of Zombies could easily drive someone over the edge.
Dude, you've read the book, haven't you? Ha Ha Ha

I agree with the castle/wall part. One of the best places is an abandoned prison, but you have to be careful because its easy to get locked it. Also, you gotta watch out for current prisons because they get over-run really easy.

I like the crusie ship idea, but all it takes is one infected. I mean, there aren't many places to run too, once the ship is being taking over wit zombies

k2, you make good valid points, only one thing.. bicycle? for transportation? sure the thought of it is great, no need for gas, electricity, etc.. but one thing.. what they got you cornered and the only way out is through them.. your gunna cycle what? 5-6mph through a pack of zombies? your f**ked!!
yea man, i know, i feel the same way about the bike and I agree with my buddy about it all the time. logically, its not going to help you escape, unless they are slow zombies. I mean, most of the movies today are fast zombies, but chances are they'd be slow zombies, hahahaha, for our sake. So, I bike will work. The good thing is that its easy to get over crashes, pileups, rough terrain, stuff that a car can't do. Like the sword and the 22, its also really quiet. I think you just have to keep yourself out of a situation where a bike isn't going to work. Maybe a bike with a little gas motor, for emergencies.
 

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Damn, too much video games and movies for you guys...............

















































x2 on the cruise ships
 


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Damn, too much video games and movies for you guys...............
x2 on the cruise ships
nice. i figure a cruise ship needs a max of about 15 people to run it, after that your just using up precious food.

we've got 3 on the cruise ship :thumbs up
 

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or, you could just walk the land wearing wooden sandals and a long white skirt with a scar over one eye and carry a samurai sword with you, and kill off as many zombies that crosses your path..
 

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Remember, it only takes a head shot.

Vehicles - I know you guys are gonna hate this, but the best vehicle, long term, is a bicycle, because eventually we are going to run out of gas or someone is going to take over the gas pumps, militia style, then you have to barter.
See Return of the Living Dead? Head shot didn't work. Chop them up into little pieces and the pieces will come after you. Incinerate them and the smoke gets in the clouds, it rains, and makes MORE ZOMBIES.:lol:

Bicycle will get your ass killed.

There will be other survivors, besides the zombies that will be desparate. Not even a supercharged Australian 4V Cleveland will outrun those bastards...learned that from The Road Warrior:lol:

Nope. M113 with Claymores strapped to the outside. Go ahead and climb on mohawk man. The next thing you notice will be thousands of steel bbs ripping you apart.
 

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Never can have too may apocalyptic/zombie movies.:Devil:
 

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best thread ever.

Screw that, i would just become a zombie and just start eatin bitches. Its way more fun.
 

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Dude, you've read the book, haven't you? Ha Ha Ha

I agree with the castle/wall part. One of the best places is an abandoned prison, but you have to be careful because its easy to get locked it. Also, you gotta watch out for current prisons because they get over-run really easy.

I like the crusie ship idea, but all it takes is one infected. I mean, there aren't many places to run too, once the ship is being taking over wit zombies
I own both the Zombie Survival guide and World War Z by Max Brooks.

I am ready.
 

toneekay

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any more ideas? i can outrun a zombie, with my wooden sandals, no problem.
 

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i agree with the cruise ship idea.

humvee ftw as far as vehicles though. you know how many gas stations there are in the country? you wouldnt run out of gas.

thats if i chose to be on land. and, if all else fails and the ship gets infected, just start limping around and munching on people and moaning. maybe they wont noticed the difference.
 

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is it true zombies cant cross hemispheres longitudinally? like they get dizzy from the reversed rotation and fall over; cant walk
 

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hell yea world war z! Great book.

I'm getting on that cruise ship too but we need to pull UP the rafts because other survivors and the fact that zombies will forvever live under water. We need to see if some girls will come with our goofy asses so we can repopulate.

My weapons will be as followed: 2 pistols-walther p22 silenced and a Sig P250 in .45; Remington 870 shotgun for clearing groups and finally a Remington 700 in 308 with a leupold(sp) scope for range while we're on the boat close to shore
 

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i agree with the cruise ship idea.

humvee ftw as far as vehicles though. you know how many gas stations there are in the country? you wouldnt run out of gas.

thats if i chose to be on land. and, if all else fails and the ship gets infected, just start limping around and munching on people and moaning. maybe they wont noticed the difference.
The mileage isn't really that much better in an HMMV than a M113. The armor is not as good and civillian Hummer H1s get worse mpg and have no real armor. The M113 has greater capacity for food and supplies and you carry carry spare track on the outside for extra armor and for having spare track. HMMV tires are too bulky to carry and eventually you'll lose enough chambers to make it undriveable.

But an HMMV is faster and like the M113 there are lots of them availiable at any Natl Guard Armory. So it's a good alternative. Especially if you are going to need to haul-ass cross country.


You might be onto something about doing the zombie act...you go first and see if it works. :lol: :bluelol:
 

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dam you guys are really getting into this right? make sure, everyone on the ship.. if you guys see me along the shores slicing up some zombie f**ks and they all around. HELP ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 

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ill fly there on my flying cloud
 


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