most hilarious movie quotes ever...

[oddeb707]

OH EVAN! thanks for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy- superbad

 

[Big_Mull_Style]

I've been in this business for a long time, I know a prop when I see one...corn syrup guys... corn syrup. -Ben Stiller, Tropic Thunder.

 

[oddeb707]

some girls pride themselves on their d**k taking ability- superbad

i gotta see tropic thunder soon

 

[jokenfu]

"You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man...so ummm, I'm gonna need $130" - Super Troopers

 

[253eg]

"Nobody goes full retard." -Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder

 

[bizoneoeh]

"Now is that any way to talk to a pastor you f**k?! How'd you like me to have your ass baptized you a*****e?" - The Animal 2

 

[Bheims]

"Nobody goes full retard." -Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder

So many good 1 liners from that movie

Superbad - Are you crying?
No I just have something in both my eyes

This thread rules

 

[reyscivic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0
to much to post but one of my favs.

 

[Beelzebubba]

Sick Boy: [Sean Connery accent] Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?
Mark Renton: [aiming the pellet gun at a dog] Clear enough, Missh Moneypenny! This should preshent no shignificant problemsh!
[shoots the dog which starts attacking its owner]

Sick Boy: For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a f**kin' EVIL shot!

Trainspotting



Warning: Drugs, language, violence....everything good in movies except tits:
[youtube= shoots the dog]g6_A7ESaIkA[/youtube]

 

[vjf915]

"Do you see this? This means not welcome!"

American History X.

 

[DarkCreep]

No more Fast and the Furious quotes? Those are the best.

 

[stupidguy10]

Superbad
"She wants to f**k me, she wants my d**k, in and around her mouth"

"One name fogel? who do you think you are, Seal?"

"I was stuck between McLovin and Muhammed. McLovin and Muhammed what the f**k kind of names are those? Muhammad is one of the most popular names Seth, read a f**kin book!"

I love Superbad haha

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"I wish i wouldn't have wore this f**king shirt!"

 

[R3dline]

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation <clark> I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?

 

[jokenfu]

"Do you see this? This means not welcome!"

American History X.

he said HILARIOUS...not RACIST...close though.

 

[ImportFan1]

King Louis XVI: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!

 

[1991civicZC]

"your lucky it wasn't hard, the towls not my d**k!" -tourettes guy
not a movie i know but was hilarious

"SHWING!..... SHWING! SCHWING!" -Waynes World

 

[1991civicZC]

OH EVAN! thanks for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy- superbad

"little bottle"

 

[wannabe]

"well if you were me, then i'd be you, and i'd use your body to get to the top. there's no stopping me no matter who you are!" - ace ventura 2

"little bottle"

"huge bottle" actually

 

[Jederlache]

“It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!!”

 

[ImportFan1]

“It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!!”

Great movie