Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[bensmoore]

text a buddies ex lol

Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Huh? Lol ... Only if your dirty
Me: well I went riding earlier WTF?
Her: Yeah i know, you were sitting on the curb all dirty and cute and s**t...
Me: You didnt answer my question ...
Her: Omg! I dont get what your saying..
Me: what dont you get? When can i tap that ?
Her: Why ? you wanna F*** or what ?
Me: hell yeah !

 

[Bro'sslowdx]

hahah...this is fun

The girl i'm talking to...

Me: Hey
Her: Heyy
Me: Question
Her: ok...
Me: When am i gunna tap dat?
Her: Uhh...random but idk
Me: that doesn't help..yes or no?
Her: I'll have to go with a no then sorry

Fail....

My old boss

Me: Hey
Her: Hey! haven't heard from you in forever!
Me: Yeah, so i got a question!
Her: lol, cool
Me: So when are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: Shut up.
Me: sooo???
Her: the only reason that happend was because i was drunk and my bf was pissing me off
Me: are you pissed now?
Her: not really
Me: well then ill piss you off and ill tap that
Her: Maybe if your brother wont walk in this time

HAHAHAHAHA

And my stalkerish ex

Me: Hey
Her: so now you want to talk?
Me: actually i just had a question..
Her: Idk why you just wont come see me to talk
Me: Yeah but anyway when you gunna let me hit that?
Her: stfu mark, you had sex with me and then basically never talked to me since a*****e
Me: round 2?

She didn't reply...still working on more..

Edit:

Friend's friend

Were already in a convo...

Me:...so when are you gunna let me tap that?

Me: You didn't reply, I need an answer
Her: I'm confused
Me: its simple. When are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: When i find out you can handle it haha
Me: So how can i show you i can handle it?
Me: You didn't txt back again wtf!!!
I think she fell asleep so it will be To Be Continued...

 

[AutoFanatik]

Me: hey i gotta question for ya
Her: what?
Me: when you gonna let me tap it?
Her: hahah are you drinking? im asleep. and you know me, whenever you get back in town.
Me: sooo......yes?

 

[xx2000CIVICxx]

round 1:

Me: hey
her:whats up
Me: nothin. but i got a question.
Her: okay?
Me: when you gunna let me tap that?
Her: when ever you move to Washington and come see me.

damn.

round 2:
Me: i got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: when you gunna let me tap that?
Her: haha you wish(:
Me: ah come on
Her: maybe after you get to know me!

Fail.

 

[brittanyx92]

omfg. i'm lovin this =]

 

[mymmeryloss]

y dont u do one? ^

 

[96swpdEK]

y dont u do one? ^

lol cuz shes a chick.

probably just about every dude in her phone would text back like "LETS DO THIS!"

it wouldnt be any fun lol

 

[mymmeryloss]

exactly.
but girls are all twisted so she could play into it a lot more...

 

[31dev31]

exactly.
but girls are all twisted so she could play into it a lot more...

They're such low-life bitches these days...

 

[EMIIspecED]

They're such low-life bitches these days...

not all of them, but there are strong percentage u have to watch out for

 

[wannabe]

me: hey girl, can i ask you something
her: umm sure i guess
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: HAHAHA are you drunk? i know you dont work on mondays
me: you didnt answer the question
her: are you sober enough to drive or should i pick you up?
me: i'll be outside waiting

DONE!

 

[Bro'sslowdx]

lol...this hasn't helped me get any ass that i haven't gotten before...damnit

 

[somejaykid]

this is one of the funniest things all day

here's mine

me: when can i tap that?
her: ?
me: when?
her: tap what?
me: ur vag
her: pick me up at 6 30 and ill be ready by 635
me: haha ur cool
her: im too cool. ur horny?
me: kinda it's this thing on the forum ill show u later
her: haha so i had a good reaction? Is this on ur civic forum?
me: yes, can i put it in ur butt?
her: that would be a negative. u know what will happen if u try!
me: ok no butt

wait are you talking to bhiems on this one if it is that's TMI man


































j/p man

 

[EMIIspecED]

funny guy

 

[somejaykid]

^^lol just messing with you man

 

[GooseS2000]

hahah...this is fun

The girl i'm talking to...

Me: Hey
Her: Heyy
Me: Question
Her: ok...
Me: When am i gunna tap dat?
Her: Uhh...random but idk
Me: that doesn't help..yes or no?
Her: I'll have to go with a no then sorry

Fail....

My old boss

Me: Hey
Her: Hey! haven't heard from you in forever!
Me: Yeah, so i got a question!
Her: lol, cool
Me: So when are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: Shut up.
Me: sooo???
Her: the only reason that happend was because i was drunk and my bf was pissing me off
Me: are you pissed now?
Her: not really
Me: well then ill piss you off and ill tap that
Her: Maybe if your brother wont walk in this time

HAHAHAHAHA

And my stalkerish ex

Me: Hey
Her: so now you want to talk?
Me: actually i just had a question..
Her: Idk why you just wont come see me to talk
Me: Yeah but anyway when you gunna let me hit that?
Her: stfu mark, you had sex with me and then basically never talked to me since a*****e
Me: round 2?

She didn't reply...still working on more..

Edit:

Friend's friend

Were already in a convo...

Me:...so when are you gunna let me tap that?

Me: You didn't reply, I need an answer
Her: I'm confused
Me: its simple. When are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: When i find out you can handle it haha
Me: So how can i show you i can handle it?
Me: You didn't txt back again wtf!!!
I think she fell asleep so it will be To Be Continued...

hahah best ones so far.

 

[jokenfu]

dont talk about it, be about it!

i tried again today...

me:so when you gonna let me beat those?
her:shutup!
her:i think heather might let you tho

ive got a lead!!

EDIT:

me:so when are you gonna let me f**k?
her:never, im a lady!
me:HAHA oook. how about make love?
her:not until were married.
me:

i think i just know all the wrong girls...

so marry her then tap it then have an annullment lol

lol cuz shes a chick.

probably just about every dude in her phone would text back like "LETS DO THIS!"

it wouldnt be any fun lol

she could text a girl

HERE'S MINE i just did 40min ago.
me: hey, how are you?
her: good, how have you been?
me: so i have a quick question
her: shoot
me: so when are you gonna let me hit that?
her: Kenny, what are you talking about?
me: you read the question right.
her: are you sure you text the right person?
me: ummm...woops. lol.
her: you're getting your ass wooped when i get back to work lol
me: LMAO

TOTAL FAIL. there's two people with the same name on my phone, meg walker and meg murphy. one is my lead. I guess i should've changed the name to something else...

 

[GooseS2000]

^^ that sucks haha

 

[jokenfu]

ok...round 2: 30min ago. different name...just dont' want to make the same mistake again lol

me: so i have a question.
her: what's up boo
me: when can i hit that?
her: LOL
me: come on.
her: umm when you buy me a nice dinner
me: how does in-n-out sound? lol
her: lol. somewhere fancy and romantic
me: i'm just tryin to hit that, would you rather have the money i would pay for dinner? jk...fine
her: anything...so u treat me to a nice dinner and lead me back to ur room and it will be worth ittt
me: oohhhrrrrrlllyyy
her: oooohhhhrrrrrlllyyy!!!!

ok so she's not fat at all she actuallylooks good lol. but she seems to want to eat all the time lol. might be a fat ass when she gets older. oh well...GOOD FOR NOW!!!

 

[anfrey]

ok...round 2: 30min ago. different name...just dont' want to make the same mistake again lol

me: so i have a question.
her: what's up boo
me: when can i hit that?
her: LOL
me: come on.
her: umm when you buy me a nice dinner
me: how does in-n-out sound? lol
her: lol. somewhere fancy and romantic
me: i'm just tryin to hit that, would you rather have the money i would pay for dinner? jk...fine
her: anything...so u treat me to a nice dinner and lead me back to ur room and it will be worth ittt
me: oohhhrrrrrlllyyy
her: oooohhhhrrrrrlllyyy!!!!

ok so she's not fat at all she actuallylooks good lol. but she seems to want to eat all the time lol. might be a fat ass when she gets older. oh well...GOOD FOR NOW!!!

she's charging you a meal for sex lol