Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[brittanyx92]

she's gonna talk to her manager for this sundayyyy! she's been wanting to f**k me for a while now =]

 

[jokenfu]

PPPPRRRRROOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE IIIIITTTTTT LOL JK
i believe you. lucky BASTARD BOYFRIEND OF YOURS LOL

 

[Tiso]

My stab at it

Me > Girl, when you going to let me tap that?

The Chicka > Lol ummm tap that? Did you seriously say that?

Me > Ummmm.....Thats a yes then?

The Chicka > Haha was that supposed to make me swoon?



Wtf...We just fooled around last night too

 

[brittanyx92]

my bf's not watching haha. that's weird. but we'll take some pics

 

[96swpdEK]

shes got quite the shnoz

 

[toneekay]

Damn this s**t sucks, my phone just got cut off like literally 10 minutes ago!

Ugh, this s**t sucks! I was in the middle some some baddass conversations with some girls!

 

[jokenfu]

so give us ehwat you got toneekay

 

[somejaykid]

. but we'll take some pics

i'll be waiting for the pics then and don't flake on me

 

[jokenfu]

^^^^ yes prove it lol
wait is that child porn cause you're under age...lol. nevermind.
jail bait

 

[knightxrider1]

Me-hi
her-Hey!
Me-I have a question
her-sure
me-so when are you going to let me tap that?
her-Lol don't you have a girl?
me-single and ready to mingle soo.. when?
her-lol i dunno
me- fine. make me wait.

the only woman ive met to keep me chasing...

 

[Zee]

Me: Can I tap that?
Bizoneh: I want you to pound my culo
Me: I'll be right over
Bizoneh: Bring your friend with you, train FTW

 

[Billy.]

Me: Can I tap that?
Bizoneh: I want you to pound my culo
Me: I'll be right over
Bizoneh: Bring your friend with you, train FTW

damn brittany, jailbait! i want pics when ur 18 tho

attempt 1 9:40am this morning:

me: hey hey
sophie (intern at my office): whatsup
me: so when u gonna let me tap that?
sophie: omg wut
me: let me hit it!
sophie: i dont think so
me: y not?
sophie: b/c we work together
me: all the more reason!
-long pause-
me: so...?
sophie: small copy room upstairs after 10am meeting. if we get fired your dead
me: i meant at my place later but lol ok


i got like 1/2 hour . i dont think im gonna follow through cuz i really could lose my job

 

[s_crowley 17]

haha! Billy, do it.. you only live once


EDIT: that would really blow if you lost your job

 

[Billy.]

she should be out of her meeting any minute but there's no way. ill see if she wants to get up tonight. i'm not risking my job over poon. maybe ill make out with her a little tho lol. i actually was completely expecting her to say no

 

[skittle_107]

tried this now, at 9:30am

me- hi
her-hello
me- I have a question
her-okay.....
me-when you gonna let me tap that
her-bahahahhahaha!
me- but seriously
her-hmmmm never =]
me- jerk.
her- or right when i see you again.
me-score.

LOLOLOL

 

[toneekay]

damn brittany, jailbait! i want pics when ur 18 tho

attempt 1 9:40am this morning:

me: hey hey
sophie (intern at my office): whatsup
me: so when u gonna let me tap that?
sophie: omg wut
me: let me hit it!
sophie: i dont think so
me: y not?
sophie: b/c we work together
me: all the more reason!
-long pause-
me: so...?
sophie: small copy room upstairs after 10am meeting. if we get fired your dead
me: i meant at my place later but lol ok


i got like 1/2 hour . i dont think im gonna follow through cuz i really could lose my job

QUIT BEING A PINOCH and DOOOO ITTTTTT!!!!











On another note, here's a few from girls yesterday after my phone turned back on (late on payment haha).

Me: Call me Mr. HIT THAT
Chrisy: nigga wtf?
Me: so when you going to let me hit that?
Chrisy: NEVER MOTHER f**kER HAHA!


Me: when you going to let me hit that?
Stephanie: lol serious? are you texting the wrong person?
Me: no i'm texting you, steph
*long pause like an hour later*
Stephanie: wouldn't your gf get mad?
Me: yes, if she knew
Stephanie: so you're doing to cheat on your gf with me?
Me: no, i'm just going to hit that
Stephanie: hit what?
Me: that meat between your legs!
Stephanie: f**k OFF TONY K!


Me: hey i'm conducting experiments for experience
Maya: oh really? what for?
Me: me tappin that ass
Maya: whos?
Me: yours, so when you going to let me hit that?
Maya: you couldn't get enough from last time right?
Me: i did, but this is for further experience
Maya: experience?
Me: yea, let me hit that
Maya: ....
*we ended the convo with that*


Me: sup toes! (her last name is to, but I call her toes)
Cynthia: howdy!
Me: Howdy? wtf that's my line!
Cynthia: not anymore sucka!
Me: that's f**ked up, so i'm gathering exerience
Cynthia: for?....
Me: when you going to let me hit that?
Cynthia: sorry, i don't deal with inexperienced guys
Me: that's not what mandy said! (her cousin)
Cynthia: haha that's nasty! she's ugly
Me: but her tits are the size of melons!
Cynthia: gross!
Me: so whats up?
Cynthia: what?
Me: when you going to let me hit that?
Cynthia: whenever i break up with my boyfriend
Me: when is that going to be?
Cynthia: probably in a long time
Me: so you going to make me wait?
Cynthia: you want some of this bomb ass pussy right? your're going to have to
Me: foreal freal? you going to let me hit that?
Cynthia: ....
Me: So?
Cynthia: maybe
Me: wtf, i thought you were going to let me hit that when you leave your nigga
Cynthia: yea and?
Me: dam you make me mad!
Cynthia: haha
Me: haha
*3 hours later*
Cynthia: we should go drink sometime!
Me: why is that what it's going to take for me to hit that?
Cynthia: maybe you'll get lucky!

 

[s_crowley 17]

 

[somejaykid]

damn brittany, jailbait! i want pics when ur 18 tho

attempt 1 9:40am this morning:

me: hey hey
sophie (intern at my office): whatsup
me: so when u gonna let me tap that?
sophie: omg wut
me: let me hit it!
sophie: i dont think so
me: y not?
sophie: b/c we work together
me: all the more reason!
-long pause-
me: so...?
sophie: small copy room upstairs after 10am meeting. if we get fired your dead
me: i meant at my place later but lol ok


i got like 1/2 hour . i dont think im gonna follow through cuz i really could lose my job

pics of say co-worker or it didn't happend

 

[civic209]

lol funny...
well didnt wana risk my relationship with another girl so i tried my lady

(continued from convo)
me: hey umm... i have a serious question
her: good nd u. yea?
me: good too. Its a matter of life and death
her: what happened??
me When are u guna let me tap that? lol
her: is this (me) lol
me: lol yes. so???
her:u worried me at 1st..um idk?
her: when do u want to?
her: nd why are u askin now?
me: you dont know?
me: umm hows bout right now?
me: idk doctor told me yesterday that if i dont do it with you then ill die
her: ok lol. thought u meant seriously
me: it is seriously
me: so yes?
her: i dnt want u to die or nything but i gtg rite now
her: sry baby love u!
me ok

to be continued...

 

[toneekay]

Haha fail!