Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

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One of my friends from high school that I haven't talked to in like yearsss...

Me: so when are you going to let me hit that?
Linda: ur stupid lol
Me: soooo?????
Me: i mean s**t i can come over right now
Linda: u must be talking bout the blunt right
Me: no
Me: im talking about hittin that
Me: tappin that sweet ass of yours
Linda: hitting your face into a wall is more like it lol
Linda: i saw you at 7-11 the other night getting a movie
Me: 711? the one over here? on irving blvd?
Linda: yup
Me: how come you didn't stop by and say hi
Me: i could've tapped that ass then.
Linda: shut the hell up lol
Me: aww hater
Linda: good thing i didn't say anything then
Me: i would've had you bent over the redbox machine
Me: hahahahahahahaah
Linda: stupid
 

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Ian123 said:
dude all that doctor bullshit makes it seem like its a joke and thats why shes joking back. you gotta take control and act like your serious about it. unless she lets you beat all the time then thats different. from what i understand you havent put it in her yet?
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who the f**k would take advice from u?
 

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Let's keep this thread on topic with texts regarding "tapping it" questions please. I want to see some more funny reactions! Most of my girls have given me teh failz.
 

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[09:52] T O N E E K A Y: Howdy!
[09:52] lexy: hi
[09:52] T O N E E K A Y: Top of the mornin to ya
[09:53] T O N E E K A Y: can i ask you something?
[09:54] lexy: sure
[09:55] T O N E E K A Y: okay so like
[09:55] T O N E E K A Y: if it was a life and death situation for me
[09:55] T O N E E K A Y: that i MUST have sex with you
[09:55] T O N E E K A Y: would you let me hit that?
[09:57] lexy: no
[09:57] T O N E E K A Y: why not?
[09:57] lexy: they wouldn't choopse a normal girl
[09:57] lexy: for one
[09:57] lexy: and two
[09:57] lexy: that would never be the case
[09:57] T O N E E K A Y: hypothetically speaking though...
[09:58] lexy: not realistic enoguh
[09:58] lexy: to happen
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: who would you consider as "they"
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: okay here's something more realistic
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: what if i had to bust a nutt
[09:58] lexy: no
[09:58] lexy: that's already a no
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: but the only person tha hahahaah
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: hahahaahahahah
[09:58] T O N E E K A Y: but the only person that i'm attracted to, is you
[09:58] lexy: no
[09:59] lexy: brb
[09:59] T O N E E K A Y: this is still life and death situation
[09:59] T O N E E K A Y: dam hella gunna let me die and s**t
[09:59] lexy: (auto-response from lexy) I am away from my computer right now.
[10:00] T O N E E K A Y: f**k it i'm posting this s**t on clubcivic!
 

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my ex,

me - when u gonna let me tap that ass again
her- die

lmao
 
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