Zombie Survival Sheet

[Mr. Jollypants]

Fine, I'll share, but I don't want no damn Sno-Balls.

 

[DRISSN]

f**k you no you dont. I've wanted a twinkie for the past 7 months, since i saw zombieland the first time... i still haven't had one... if you don't have to shop for yourself its hard to justify going into a grocery store to buy twinkies..

Edit: Nevermind, delayed reaction. I'll sell the snowballs for hot pockets.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

f**k you. I'll have a Twinkies!

 

[vjf915]

You guys can all fight over the twinkies and sno-balls......but think I can come to walmart too?? I'll bring all the chainsaws and axes we will ever need.

 

[NYGraFFit1]

lmfao! i call dibs on the Diggionrno pizza

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Mandarin Oranges for me.

 

[DRISSN]

This is turning into a sausage fest. where are all of the ladies? : (

 

[NYGraFFit1]

there all masturbating to rick roll

 

[JdmPrncss]

location - where im at on the lake
strong hold - my house boat, because i can go out to the middle of the lake ,everyone knows zombies cant swim
vehicle- cigar boat
primary- ak47
backup- flame thrower
melee- loaded aluminum baseball bat
head clothing- motorcycle helment (matte camo)
chest/hand/legs-shark bite suit (so them bitchs cant bite my arms and chest
feet- army boots
inventory, gasoline, ammunition, 3 cases of dr pepers, chips, pop tarts(fat kid has to eat), 2 bic lighters, 2 flare guns and a propain tank
spray- neon green spray paint
sidekick - falcor (never ending story flying dog)
theme song -slip knot -wait and bleedlast words - SUCK IT b***h (lights the propane tank)

Sidenote: One of my FAV songs

 

[vjf915]

Sidenote: One of my FAV songs

Hey guys......we can pro-create now

 

[JdmPrncss]

Hey guys......we can pro-create now

Ahahahaha!!

 

[DRISSN]

damn she has good tastes in music too O_o

 

[JdmPrncss]

damn she has good tastes in music too O_o

Why thank you

 

[vjf915]

Since they are slow zombies, I think Im going to get rid of the 870 also to lighten my load. Less I need to carry around. Just keep the M4/AR15 on single shot and use the ammo relatively sparingly. Still have the Glock .40 as a backup.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

There you go, finally learning

 

[DRISSN]

princess, don't take this the wrong way... but a girl who is into cars and likes good music? i'm a little turned on.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Hands off, she's mine.

 

[vjf915]

Well like I said, it all depends on the circumstances. Since they are slow zombies, I can clear a house with a Glock .40, granted I have a couple extra clips loaded. So I would get rid of the helmet, still cargo pants and mil-spec boots. Lightweight BP vest. Fingerless gloves. M4/AR15 chambered for 5.56, Glock .40 strapped to my thigh, crow bar, a lot of extra ammo. Sidekick would still be my friend who has his own guns. We would probably hang out somewhere and just defend....seems like the safest option.

 

[JdmPrncss]

princess, don't take this the wrong way... but a girl who is into cars and likes good music? i'm a little turned on.

Hands off, she's mine.

Haha settle down boys!! Why thanks!!

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

I had a dream last night that I had Metallica blasting from my Zune, and I was taking zombies out left and right with my pistol, when I ran out of ammo in my clip, I took it out stuck a new one in and as I was doing this, a zombie was coming at me, so I used his forehead to load the clip and shot him in the head.