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If I was as much of a cunt like Kate I'd be killing myself about now with that stupid haircut of her's.
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If I was as much of a cunt like Kate I'd be killing myself about now with that stupid haircut of her's.Mr. Jollypants
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Hmmmm. Not quite. That gets maybe a 'f**k me'. Now, say you had a cold air intake and you drove in this storm, found out they had no flashlights and then sucked up water and hydro locked your engine on your way home. That could be FML. Even more FML if you hydro lock somewhere without street lights and really could've used that flashlight they were out of.
Haha, true enough man. I do have a ram air and there was enough water that I was a bit worried about some hydrolock action, but the Si came out unscathed!
Today, I was in the gym at my apartment complex lifting, when I saw one of the girls in the office about to give a tour of the complex to two fine lookin girls and presumably, their mother. The first stop on the tour is always the gym, so I stopped what I was doing so I could look at the two girls...the first person through the door was their dad and he just stared me down and shook his head....I can't even check out girls successfully. FML
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Went up to visit a buddy in college a couple months ago. Got way too hammered when we went out off campus somewhere. Long story short, my buddy left without me, leaving me at some dudes house I didn't know. After puking outside this guys house, I went outside to call him and ask him to get me a f**king ride back to his school (I had nooo idea how to get back to campus).. Turns out my phone was conveniently dead. I don't know his number. I was stranded at some dudes house, didn't know anyone. Drunk, just puked, and couldn't call anyone. I hopped in a taxi with some random kids who said they were going back to the school. Turns out nobody had money, so the taxi driver got pissed and started heading towards the police station. This is when two kids bailed out of the moving taxi. The taxi, who slammed on his breaks because of this... caused me to puke again (luckly, I got outside before I did)... Thankfully the one other guy left in the taxi got money from an ATM to get us back. But still, FML.
Kate is a cunt.... I'd cheat on her ass too. She never lets the guy f**king talk.HEY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Jon was on American Chopper, it was hilarious, the dude was rippin on Kate.
Not FYL unless you failed to get her number... wait your massive lips scared her away.
we are watching my gfs friends daughter and she hasnt stopped crying for her mom since she dropped her off 4 hours ago...
shits getting old..
she's f**king 5
shits getting old..
she's f**king 5
i like this thread
My god daughter sister is JUST like that, minus the crying part. LIttle girl is the biggest brat known to man kind. Shes such a little b***h, but shes 8 year old and acts like shes 3.
I wanna get a P:JDM strut bar and slap her across the face.
The FML Thread
Yup.
So yesterday, I found out I need a 2nd root canal next to the tooth where I had my first root canal done. 2 years ago, my dentist did a filling on a deep cavity. Everything's been fine since. Then bam, out of no where, last Tuesday, I wake up at 4am to massive amounts of pain. I've been on vicodin and ibuprofen combined for the past 4 days now to ease the pain while I figure out what I'm going to do. I need the root canal on the tooth regardless. It's either deal with this pain and take vicodin for God knows how long and wait for the tooth to simply die, or get the root canal done. It's going to cost me $1800 because I'm not in school right now (aka no medical insurance under my dad). f**king sweet. I don't even have half of that right now. And I'm not spending much money except for necessities. If I sell my wheels & tires (which is what will most likely end up happening) on top of the ~900 I'm getting back from tax refunds, I should have enough. But s**t. $1800 gone down the drain for a tooth.
Toothaches are probably one of the worst pains to endure. f**king annoying.
Yup.
So yesterday, I found out I need a 2nd root canal next to the tooth where I had my first root canal done. 2 years ago, my dentist did a filling on a deep cavity. Everything's been fine since. Then bam, out of no where, last Tuesday, I wake up at 4am to massive amounts of pain. I've been on vicodin and ibuprofen combined for the past 4 days now to ease the pain while I figure out what I'm going to do. I need the root canal on the tooth regardless. It's either deal with this pain and take vicodin for God knows how long and wait for the tooth to simply die, or get the root canal done. It's going to cost me $1800 because I'm not in school right now (aka no medical insurance under my dad). f**king sweet. I don't even have half of that right now. And I'm not spending much money except for necessities. If I sell my wheels & tires (which is what will most likely end up happening) on top of the ~900 I'm getting back from tax refunds, I should have enough. But s**t. $1800 gone down the drain for a tooth.
Toothaches are probably one of the worst pains to endure. f**king annoying.