@sky, lol, no.
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i knew someone was gona laugh at it.
NYG, thats funny. no.
You and her broke up, she stopped using both forms of protection and got knocked up with a guy who is not responsible enough to take care of the kid. Now she realizes that she, also, is not responsible enough to take care of the kid. So, she tried to take the only way out and have you help her take care of it........how could you possibly have enough respect for someone like that?
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There's a reason she came back after 3 months, because she obviously needs something from you. You know damn well if the father stuck around she wouldn't be contacting you. Do not comply with her wishes, there's a reason you broke up the first time anyways. I went through that, I just got out of a three year thing myself. We dated for two years, broke up for a whole year, then dated for another year... and just wasn't working out. Stay awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lol.
Here's the plan. You go over there and have the most f**ked up, wildest sex you can with her. Make sure she cums like at least 5-6 times. Make sure her mom can hear that s**t so she knows her daughter's a whore. When you're cumming, call out her sister's name or something like that. Then, get dressed, tell her she isn't as good as her sister, or whoever, and walk out of the room. As you're leaving the house, leave a $5 bill on the coffee table. Make sure her mom is there to see you do this. Say, "this is for (insert ex-gf's name) for tonight." And then whip out another $5 bill and put it down next to it and say, "and this is for YOUR fine ass." Go to your trunk where you have stashed a box of ashes from all her s**t and memories you burned the night before and dump the contents on her front door step. Leave with a smile on your face and the knowledge that her skanky ass doesn't deserve you and that there are more fish in the see and you can now f**k those fish. Good Luck.
Here's the plan. You go over there and have the most f**ked up, wildest sex you can with her. Make sure she cums like at least 5-6 times. Make sure her mom can hear that s**t so she knows her daughter's a whore. When you're cumming, call out her sister's name or something like that. Then, get dressed, tell her she isn't as good as her sister, or whoever, and walk out of the room. As you're leaving the house, leave a $5 bill on the coffee table. Make sure her mom is there to see you do this. Say, "this is for (insert ex-gf's name) for tonight." And then whip out another $5 bill and put it down next to it and say, "and this is for YOUR fine ass." Go to your trunk where you have stashed a box of ashes from all her s**t and memories you burned the night before and dump the contents on her front door step. Leave with a smile on your face and the knowledge that her skanky ass doesn't deserve you and that there are more fish in the see and you can now f**k those fish. Good Luck.
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You sir, have some serious issues.
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@2NRSTV, thats f**king hilarious. Im not gona do anything with her at all so no worries.
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dont worry i am
im going to unless theres a bj involved