I Hate Relationships

[Chris.]

its a shitstorm man... run.

this almost happened to me once...

i was talking to an Ex of mine a few years ago.. she was a V when we were dating.. but i never had the chance to actually have sex with her.

anyway.. we agreed to see eachother and go to dinner...

we do this.. and go back to her place..

we get it on... and the next morning... i hear this kid screaming downstairs... im like WTF... i go down... she has a f**king 3 year old. my immediate thought... was GTFO now! but... i decided.. meh... the kid is 3... the hard part is over... so i stayed the rest of the day...

well turned out the kid wasnt even started potty training... and she has no job.. and no car. and her sister lives there too...

me... i had a good paying job... a car.. and live on my own...

i told her id call her later when i left... but never did... yea the sex was good... but damn man... im not about to be roped into that s**t.


im lucky now to be married with 2 kids of my own blood... and the wife brings in most of the money...

so yea man... dont go there unless the kid is yours for sure... or you think you can handle raising someone elses child. becasue all it will be is when the kid is starting to get a real relationship with you going... and you and her have a falling out.... and that leaves one pissed off child... and perhaps you even paying child support...


NO THANKS

 

[Chris.]

Lol.

Here's the plan. You go over there and have the most f**ked up, wildest sex you can with her. Make sure she cums like at least 5-6 times. Make sure her mom can hear that s**t so she knows her daughter's a whore. When you're cumming, call out her sister's name or something like that. Then, get dressed, tell her she isn't as good as her sister, or whoever, and walk out of the room. As you're leaving the house, leave a $5 bill on the coffee table. Make sure her mom is there to see you do this. Say, "this is for (insert ex-gf's name) for tonight." And then whip out another $5 bill and put it down next to it and say, "and this is for YOUR fine ass." Go to your trunk where you have stashed a box of ashes from all her s**t and memories you burned the night before and dump the contents on her front door step. Leave with a smile on your face and the knowledge that her skanky ass doesn't deserve you and that there are more fish in the see and you can now f**k those fish. Good Luck.

so did you make this up as you went along? cause its funny as hell and i can actually see someone doing this

 

[knightxrider1]

lol to this thread, good read. +1 for leaving the broad.

 

[s_crowley 17]

I didnt read anybody elses post but..

Just be happy its your Your kid

 

[R3dline]

i say,f**k the s**t outa her, spit on her back , when she turns around cause she thinks you have blown a load ,shoot in her eye, and call her a whore bag gutter slut , shove a dollar in her ass, and do a burn out leaving her house screaming VTEC MOTHER f**kERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS,

and that my freind is how you do s**t

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

I want a video.

 

[WalkingComplex]

redline, thats hilarious.

 

[NYGraFFit1]

guy's guys, guy's your all doing it wrong.


If and only IF there is a BJ involved, get your d**k sucked, cum in her mouth and then when she's comes back up for the nasty smooch. get up and walk away.shitting in front of her steps

 

[R3dline]

guy's guys, guy's your all doing it wrong.


If and only IF there is a BJ involved, get your d**k sucked, cum in her mouth and then when she's comes back up for the nasty smooch. get up and walk away.shitting in front of her steps

mines better

 

[Voltio]

 

[R3dline]

 

[Voltio]

 

[vjf915]

Lol.

Here's the plan. You go over there and have the most f**ked up, wildest sex you can with her. Make sure she cums like at least 5-6 times. Make sure her mom can hear that s**t so she knows her daughter's a whore. When you're cumming, call out her sister's name or something like that. Then, get dressed, tell her she isn't as good as her sister, or whoever, and walk out of the room. As you're leaving the house, leave a $5 bill on the coffee table. Make sure her mom is there to see you do this. Say, "this is for (insert ex-gf's name) for tonight." And then whip out another $5 bill and put it down next to it and say, "and this is for YOUR fine ass." Go to your trunk where you have stashed a box of ashes from all her s**t and memories you burned the night before and dump the contents on her front door step. Leave with a smile on your face and the knowledge that her skanky ass doesn't deserve you and that there are more fish in the see and you can now f**k those fish. Good Luck.

That is BY FAR, the funniest image I have ever had in my head. Hilarious. I would only say that after you say "and this is for YOUR fine ass" and walk out, thats it. No dramatic dumping ashes on the front porch. Thats great though.

 

[WalkingComplex]

Wow guys, I was just venting my thoughts about the subject and this has turned into a huge discussion of what to do and not to do. Thanks. I'm not gonna bother with her, so what's done is done and that's it.