**OFFICIAL** NIGHT CREW Thread (2nd Gen)

[J32a2OwnsU]

I really miss the social aspect of it, but s**t 7 years was enough....im done learning from institutions...

 

[itsmycookie]

you went to college for 7 years.... wow....

 

[J32a2OwnsU]

you went to college for 7 years.... wow....

uhhh..... I have a masters degree bro.

5 for bachelors, 2 for masters....

 

[Hatch_Of_Doom]

im just BEGINNING learning from institutions...

 

[itsmycookie]

im just BEGINNING learning from institutions...

that sux. life is all downhill from there.

 

[RICDOGG]

that sux. life is all downhill from there.

i thought that was marriage....

 

[J32a2OwnsU]

i thought that was marriage....

it is bro....... cheers.

 

[RICDOGG]

it is bro....... cheers.

well i still got the vids of the 'good ole days'

 

[itsmycookie]

this is from amy's sex advise thread

The Ejaculator!
http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

i know this is totally sick but meh... i am bored
You have made 22.75 gallons and 189.857941 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.2133333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 786,240,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4368 kittens.

 

[EG_CaSe]

You have made 291.95833333333 gallons and 2436.5102428333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 15.571111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 10,090,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 56056 kittens

 

[NOFX]

You have made 291.95833333333 gallons and 2436.5102428333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 15.571111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 10,090,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 56056 kittens

Damn... do you ever get out of the f**king house?

 

[EG_CaSe]

Damn... do you ever get out of the f**king house?

yea but i was countin how many time a week i jizz.. not just from beatin it.. i wanted to see how much that way 1st

 

[itsmycookie]

yea but i was countin how many time a week i jizz.. not just from beatin it.. i wanted to see how much that way 1st

dude thats not right... thats more than 100 times a week for 10 years.... you;d be raw and bleeding from that much use

 

[NOFX]

dude thats not right... thats more than 100 times a week for 10 years.... you;d be raw and bleeding from that much use

Whittle it away to nothing.

Spontanious penial combustion.

 

[EG_CaSe]

dude thats not right... thats more than 100 times a week for 10 years.... you;d be raw and bleeding from that much use

yea i just realized thats when i thought it said a month not a Week.. my glasses are off since my eyes hurt..

You have made 10.833333333333 gallons and 90.408543333333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens

 

[itsmycookie]

ok you went from 56k kittens to 2k kittens. since there are 4.5 week a month ish you should have only had 9k kittens the first time if you though it was months.

 

[EG_CaSe]

ok you went from 56k kittens to 2k kittens. since there are 4.5 week a month ish you should have only had 9k kittens the first time if you though it was months.

yea but i was also addin how many times a month i busted all together, from BJ's to boning, you know..
Perfect Video for this subject... http://www.alldumb.com/item/12791/

 

[NOFX]

Awwww... Gilligan died. RIP

 

[itsmycookie]

huh? what chu talking bout. MAN

 

[NOFX]

Bob Denver died. The guy who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island.

<-- notaman