waiting, ftmfw!!
"what's a nubian?"
"shut the f**k up!"
that whole scene from chasing amy is epic.
most hilarious movie quotes ever...
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"what's a nubian?"
"shut the f**k up!"
that whole scene from chasing amy is epic.
grandma's boy
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"Alex: My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff: That's awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime? "
Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to s**t in a plant?
Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Alex I make you special deal, I'll give you five minutes to grab all the s**t you don't want thrown out, but if you take one extra minute, my friends will take you testicles and remove them, through your anus!
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"Alex: My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff: That's awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime? "
Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to s**t in a plant?
Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Alex I make you special deal, I'll give you five minutes to grab all the s**t you don't want thrown out, but if you take one extra minute, my friends will take you testicles and remove them, through your anus!
"It's time to suck today's d**k". -Pineapple Express.
"damn, you got knocked the f**k out........"
smokey- Friday
"I've been smelling your s**t for 25 years and you can't smell mine for 5 minutes"
Craig's dad- Friday
"I'm like a dog chasing a car, don't know what i'm going to do when I get to'em"
Joker- Batman
"Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!"
Chazz- Blades of glory
"I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina."
Saul- Pineapple express
Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Stepbrothers
Dale: Hey, are you awake?
Brennan: Yeah.
Dale: I hate your guts.
Brennan: As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.
Stepbrothers
"Ma, can we get some meatloaf!"
Chazz- Wedding crashers
"you my boy blue"
Will F.- Old school
"when I was in 4th grade I sit around all day drawing pictures of dicks"
Seth- Superbad
smokey- Friday
"I've been smelling your s**t for 25 years and you can't smell mine for 5 minutes"
Craig's dad- Friday
"I'm like a dog chasing a car, don't know what i'm going to do when I get to'em"
Joker- Batman
"Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!"
Chazz- Blades of glory
"I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina."
Saul- Pineapple express
Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Stepbrothers
Dale: Hey, are you awake?
Brennan: Yeah.
Dale: I hate your guts.
Brennan: As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.
Stepbrothers
"Ma, can we get some meatloaf!"
Chazz- Wedding crashers
"you my boy blue"
Will F.- Old school
"when I was in 4th grade I sit around all day drawing pictures of dicks"
Seth- Superbad
wtf!
nooo... superbad... "like.. man dicks?"
all of grandma's boy should be here. that movie is ftmfw x28390274293.
JP's robot voice - please... sit on my face! *twitch twitch*
All of The Three Amigos
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
[youtube=A plethora of pinatas]b6E682C7Jj4[/youtube]
"You killed the invisible swordsman"
[youtube=The invisible swordsman]f8NQ6_5J7bc[/youtube]
"El Guapo is more than famous, he's IN-famous!"
[youtube=IN-famous]egLjBsK9K8o[/youtube]
All of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"There are some who call me...... Tim"
[youtube=Tim the enchanter]JTbrIo1p-So[/youtube]
"Where behind the rabbit?"
"It IS the rabbit"
[youtube=The killer rabbit]XcxKIJTb3Hg[/youtube]
"If I were to walk around, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
[youtube=Dennis the peasant]dOOTKA0aGI0[/youtube]
When JP was pressed against the wall: "How did she see me?!"
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
[youtube=A plethora of pinatas]b6E682C7Jj4[/youtube]
"You killed the invisible swordsman"
[youtube=The invisible swordsman]f8NQ6_5J7bc[/youtube]
"El Guapo is more than famous, he's IN-famous!"
[youtube=IN-famous]egLjBsK9K8o[/youtube]
All of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"There are some who call me...... Tim"
[youtube=Tim the enchanter]JTbrIo1p-So[/youtube]
"Where behind the rabbit?"
"It IS the rabbit"
[youtube=The killer rabbit]XcxKIJTb3Hg[/youtube]
"If I were to walk around, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
[youtube=Dennis the peasant]dOOTKA0aGI0[/youtube]
x127312737891273981273all of grandma's boy should be here. that movie is ftmfw x28390274293.
JP's robot voice - please... sit on my face! *twitch twitch*
When JP was pressed against the wall: "How did she see me?!"
hondagriff
Banned
Sorry about the up yours ni$$er.- Blazing Saddles
the step brothers "Boats & Hoes" song was epic lmfao!. im not quoting the entire thing.
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[YOUTUBE="Boats & Hoes"]0Veqz8W98iA[/YOUTUBE]
"i love carpet."- anchorman
"do it, do it, come on, pop the trunk, do it." starsky and hutch
"do it, do it, come on, pop the trunk, do it." starsky and hutch
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!- There Will be Blood
What the f**king f**k?-Step brothers
What the f**king f**k?-Step brothers
Raabe
Hell yea I suck toes!
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Jakie Moon- Ok, nobody score...
Black Guy - Why not? if we make 125 points, everyone gets a free corndog"
Jakie - ....we dont even got corndogs
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Jakie Moon- OMG RUN! ITS LIKE TITANIC BUT FILLED WITH BEARS!
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Ricky Bobby - If you dont chew big red, then f**k you.
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Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons. _______________________________________________
Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this
[kisses Jean Girard]
Jean Girard: You taste of America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
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Ricky Bobby: Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn d**k about driving. Other than that, it was great.
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Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
OMFG Semi-Pro and Talladega Nights FTMFW~!!!!o#uhrt@iu
Black Guy - Why not? if we make 125 points, everyone gets a free corndog"
Jakie - ....we dont even got corndogs
_____________________________________________
Jakie Moon- OMG RUN! ITS LIKE TITANIC BUT FILLED WITH BEARS!
_____________________________________________
Ricky Bobby - If you dont chew big red, then f**k you.
_____________________________________________
Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons. _______________________________________________
Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this
[kisses Jean Girard]
Jean Girard: You taste of America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
______________________________________________
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
_______________________________________________
Ricky Bobby: Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn d**k about driving. Other than that, it was great.
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Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
OMFG Semi-Pro and Talladega Nights FTMFW~!!!!o#uhrt@iu
"this house is a prison, on planet bullshit, in the universe of camel d**k!" -stepbrothers
"the room is spinning, from all the gayness..." -ricky bobby
"its not the going with the ladies that im concerned about, its the...cumming!" -superbad
lol and from the boats & hoes music video...
"ill do ya in the bottom while your drinkin SANGRIA!!"
"the room is spinning, from all the gayness..." -ricky bobby
"its not the going with the ladies that im concerned about, its the...cumming!" -superbad
lol and from the boats & hoes music video...
"ill do ya in the bottom while your drinkin SANGRIA!!"
Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I ever smoked. Smelll it. It's like... God's vagina.
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Saul: Aw, Dude? You just puked on my printer!
Dale: Yeah I know, sorry about that.
Saul: Did you break it?
(or something like that)
-Pineapple Express
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Saul: Aw, Dude? You just puked on my printer!
Dale: Yeah I know, sorry about that.
Saul: Did you break it?
(or something like that)
-Pineapple Express
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG lmaoo its f**king 5 and this made me wake my dad up laughing