Why I love IT:
Quick back story:
Dude tells me wired Ethernet connection inactive, traced back to bad port on a switch, moved to know good port, everything works.
Today, large meeting with same dude, Boeing, and FAA; need to use Ethernet connection for presentation on modules being built and shipped.
PissedOffDude: "John, wtf, the connection isn't working. You said you fixed it and you didn't. Now I don't have a connection for this meeting that started 20 minutes ago!"
Ain'tFuckingCareFace: "When did it stop working?
PissedOffDude: "I dunno, like a week ago?:
WhatTheFuckFace: "You didn't think to bring this to my attention when it stopped working?"
EvenMorePissedOffNowDude: "It wasn't important then, it's important now. I need this to work! What's our Guest WiFi password?!"
Ain'tCareFace: "That's kinda silly, huh? And our Guest WiFi is for guests, has no network access."
AbsolutelyNuclearPissedDude: "I need this f**king thing up now!"
OkayI'llHelpFace: "Actually, it's lunch time. I'll be back in 20."
PissedDudeGonnaTeachMeALesson: "Eli is going to throw your ass to the wolves, consider yourself fired."
*Back from lunch 30 minutes later*
Eli(Boss): "John, what the f**k, why is there no network connection in the conference room for our meeting?"
SippingMyDrinkLikeABauss: "Cuz Stu is a shithead and likely in a violent rage unplugged that switch right there and took the network down."
*Walked away to my desk*
*In the hall by the conference room I hear Eli to Stu: "Plug the f**king switch in you idiot!"*
I work for a wonderful group of guys and the owner loves me
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